Tuesday, January 6, 2026

Never Forget

Five Years Ago Today

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January 6, 2026

One imagines there will come a time when, as with the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World Wars and other famous conflagrations, there will be those who gain enjoyment by dressing up and performing reenactments of that fateful, hate-filled, traitorous day in January 2021 when deluded Americans ransacked the Capitol and attempted to kidnap and/or kill members of Congress and the Vice President.

For those among us who continue to parrot the bullshit that the disgusting, disgraceful and deadly January 6, 2021 attack and siege of the Capitol was simply a bunch of tourists enjoying a day at the Capitol, might I suggest engaging in a full contact reenactment of that carefree White House three-hour tour. The sociopathic, syphilitic, shithead current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Trump called this heinous act of sedition he instigated and incited – “a day of love”. So reenacting this historic event should be lots of fun for those subsequently pardoned for the crimes against the United States for which they were found guilty and imprisoned. Hell, a bunch of these pardoned perps are planning to hold a reunion today at the Capitol they literally shit all over.*

Those who are so proud of what transpired – of what they did or supported – that day should be happy to, and if not so inclined should be required to reenact those events wherein they play the roles of the law enforcement officers seen in hours of video footage being beaten, tased, gassed, etc.

Thanks to the man who inspired all that love by telling his mentally challenged minions to “fight like hell”, there are thousands of convicted lovers that their Dear Leader fake-absolved of their sins and sentences that they might walk among us again as free men and women, we are still at risk.

While this might sound appealing to some of these violent MAGAts, there is a catch. We have a few rules in mind.

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And seriously, what is the thing sticking out of his collar? It looks over-cooked.

We are proposing that all of Trump’s loving “patriots”, at least the ones who didn’t end up back behind bars after being set free for no good reason, must be first in line to take part in the festivities, and anyone who supported their Capitol Love Fest of January 6, 2021 will be also be volunteering to join their heroes in the proposed full-contact events…whether they fucking like it or not.

If these reenactments do not spring up organically soon, those who insist Trump’s coup attempt was a day of love – especially those who took part, and even more so those who were granted their grossly inappropriate get-out-of-justice-free cards from the creature who instigated the attack – will be conscripted to participate. Surely, these “patriots” will be happy to fulfill the debt to society they were unable to complete thanks to their lard and savior granting them bone spurs…I mean pardons.

Their ranks should also include the likes of Josh Hawley, who egged on the mob before ultimately being caught on video running for his miserable life once the day of love reached its fever pitch. The reenactors should also include every single lily-livered member of Congress – talking to you Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio, among others** – who immediately “held Trump accountable” before slithering away into the Great American Memory Hole, ultimately preferring to turn tail and kiss the ring and ass of their traitorous tyrant. Even the mostly dead Mitch McConnell should be wheeled into the fray to take his chances with the reenacted love.

It will be fun to click on the many YouTube videos of Ted Cruz getting tased, Lindsey Graham violated where the sun don’t shine with a Confederate flagpole, Kevin McCarthy slathered in bear spray, and Margie Taylor Greene, who despite her recent run-from-Donald moment, said at the time, “If Steve Bannon and I had organized that, we would have won. Not to mention, it would have been armed. Yeah. See, that’s the whole joke isn’t it?” No, I don’t see, and no that was no joke asshole (BTW, still 90% asshole).

Here is one proposed participant playing the part of Officer Daniel Hodges, the image of whom is one of the iconic and sickening ones of that homegrown Pearl Harbor-esque day:


Don Trump reenacting the near-death of Officer Daniel Hodges

Any of the 140 members of law enforcement injured on that disgraceful day will be invited to engage in the role-reversal reenactments, or to send such representatives of their choosing in their place – you know, like veterans who risked their lives to protect our democracy from those crazed fiends of Jan 6. The surviving family members of those who perished in the assault will also be invited to join in these patriotic, cathartic events.

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*This mangy mob of malevolent maggots will likely not include the not few who have been re-arrested for things like child rape, vehicular manslaughter or threatening to murder Democratic officials like House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. That is, unless Trump re-pardons them, which let’s face it, is not even a minor bending, let alone a stretch.
**These are the people responsible for every disgusting, traitorous, fascist act committed by Trump, who they could have and should have convicted after his second impeachment trial, but chose their own greed and power over the best interests of this nation. If they had been loyal patriots rather than sniveling rat-bastards we would never had to (hopefully) live through a second, potentially fatal, Trump presidency. Fuck them all the way to hell.

I. Mangrey reporting. And hoping.

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