Five Years Ago Today
January 6, 2026
One imagines there will come a time when, as with the
Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World Wars and other famous conflagrations,
there will be those who gain enjoyment by dressing up and performing
reenactments of that fateful, hate-filled, traitorous day in January 2021 when
deluded Americans ransacked the Capitol and attempted to kidnap and/or kill
members of Congress and the Vice President.
For those among us who continue to parrot the bullshit that the
disgusting, disgraceful and deadly January 6, 2021 attack and siege of the
Capitol was simply a bunch of tourists enjoying a day at the Capitol, might I
suggest engaging in a full contact reenactment of that carefree White House
three-hour tour. The sociopathic, syphilitic, shithead current resident of 1600
Pennsylvania Avenue Trump called this heinous act of sedition he instigated and incited
– “a day of love”. So reenacting this historic event should be lots of fun for
those subsequently pardoned for the crimes against the United States for which they
were found guilty and imprisoned.
Those who are so proud of what transpired – of what they did
or supported – that day should be happy to, and if not so inclined should be required
to reenact those events wherein they play the roles of the law enforcement
officers seen in hours of video footage being beaten, tased, gassed, etc.
Thanks to the man who inspired all that love by telling his
mentally challenged minions to “fight like hell”, there are thousands of
convicted lovers that their Dear Leader fake-absolved of their sins and sentences that
they might walk among us again as free men and women, we are still at risk.
While this might sound appealing to some of these violent
MAGAts, there is a catch. We have a few rules in mind.
And seriously, what is the
thing sticking out of his collar? It looks over-cooked.
We are proposing that all of Trump’s loving “patriots”, at
least the ones who didn’t end up back behind bars after being set free for no
good reason, must be first in line to take part in the festivities, and anyone
who supported their Capitol Love Fest of January 6, 2021 will be also be volunteering
to join their heroes in the proposed full-contact events…whether they fucking like
it or not.
If these reenactments do not spring up organically soon,
those who insist Trump’s coup attempt was a day of love – especially those who
took part, and even more so those who were granted their grossly inappropriate
get-out-of-justice-free cards from the creature who instigated the attack – will
be conscripted to participate. Surely, these “patriots” will be happy to
fulfill the debt to society they were unable to complete thanks to their lard
and savior granting them bone spurs…I mean pardons.
Their ranks should also include the likes of Josh Hawley,
who egged on the mob before ultimately being caught on video running for his
miserable life once the day of love reached its fever pitch. The reenactors
should also include every single lily-livered member of Congress – talking to you Mitch McConnell,
Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio, among others** – who immediately “held Trump
accountable” before slithering away into the Great American Memory Hole,
ultimately preferring to turn tail and
kiss the ring and ass of their traitorous tyrant. Even the mostly dead Mitch
McConnell should be wheeled into the fray to take his chances with the
reenacted love.
It will be fun to click on the many YouTube videos of Ted
Cruz getting tased, Lindsey Graham violated where the sun don’t shine with a Confederate flagpole, Kevin McCarthy slathered in bear spray, and Margie Taylor Greene, who
despite her recent run-from-Donald moment, said at the time, “If Steve Bannon
and I had organized that, we would have won. Not to mention, it would have been
armed. Yeah. See, that’s the whole joke isn’t it?” No, I don’t see, and no that
was no joke asshole (BTW, still 90% asshole).
Here is one proposed participant playing the part of Officer
Daniel Hodges, the image of whom is one of the iconic and sickening ones of
that homegrown Pearl Harbor-esque day:
Don Trump reenacting the
near-death of Officer Daniel Hodges
Any of the 140 members of law enforcement injured on that disgraceful day will be invited to engage in the role-reversal reenactments, or to send such representatives of their choosing in their place – you know, like veterans who risked their lives to protect our democracy from those crazed fiends of Jan 6. The surviving family members of those who perished in the assault will also be invited to join in these patriotic, cathartic events.
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*This mangy mob of malevolent
maggots will likely not include the not few who have been re-arrested for
things like child rape, vehicular manslaughter or threatening to murder
Democratic officials like House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. That is,
unless Trump re-pardons them, which let’s face it, is not even a minor bending,
let alone a stretch.
**These
are the people responsible for every disgusting, traitorous, fascist act committed
by Trump, who they could have and should have convicted after his second
impeachment trial, but chose their own greed and power over the best interests
of this nation. If they had been loyal patriots rather than sniveling
rat-bastards we would never had to (hopefully) live through a second,
potentially fatal, Trump presidency. Fuck them all the way to hell.
I. Mangrey reporting. And hoping.
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