Fun Fact For The Day – Green Ice Land

The ICE Man Fucketh

January 23, 2026

Goofy Grandpa calling Greenland “Iceland” over and over and over

The rapidly accelerating mental collapse of Trump was on fool display while he babbled incoherently and threatened the entire world (except our enemies) in Davos, Switzerland at the World Economic Summit this week. He vomited up lies, nonsense, lies, insults, more lies, and full-blown dementia on and on and on, for more than an hour, embarrassing the United States and scaring the living shit out of our now-former allies, who are scrambling to protect themselves from America’s stark raving mad king. And calling the country he’s been yammering non-stop about taking over for a decade by the wrong name.

Just for the record, Bernie Sanders is FIVE YEARS OLDER than Captain Crazypants.

Sanders is still in possession of all his faculties; Trump’s have long ago retired to a farm upstate. Bernie never called Greenland “Iceland”. Donny Dementia did it four times in front of the whole fucking world. Maybe that’s because thanks to Trump we now live in ICE Land. And the rest of the world is watching what goes on here, and hates our fucking guts.

“I went from running it to becoming a terrible human being” FALSE. He was always a terrible human being.

He described “Iceland” (i.e., Greenland) “cold and poorly located”. Is Trump planning to relocate “Iceland” (i.e., Greenland)?

“We could have kept that piece of land, but we didn’t.” What the incalculable fuck is he talking about.

Donny Does Davos

And after all Trump’s raving and threatening to take Greenland “by force if necessary”, when the rest of the civilized world told him to fuck all the way off, he skulked off with his tail between his legs and his head up his ass. Disaster Don then told a reporter that he had…wait for it…“pretty much a concept of a deal”. Now where have we heard that oozing bullshit before? A concept of a deal about which he could not articulate one single word.

Donald Trump has a concept of a brain. At best.

Was that not in fact fun?

This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fact For The Day.