Paying Attention™ Secret Word – GFY

A Word To The Slime

January 22, 2026

According to reports, Sen. Bitch BcConnell (I’m sorry, I have a cold) is working behind the scenes to ensure that rogue president and long-time psychotic Donald “Mine, All Mine” Trump does not launch an attack on Greenland in order to claim it as part of the United States, or more likely, Mor-on-Lago. But let us not forget how we got here. There is someone else without whose steadfast motherfuckery America would be in a very different place today. Paying Attention has just one thing to offer by way of response to the senator from Kentucky:

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

McConnell, more than anyone else in this country, is responsible for anything and everything perpetrated by the sex-trafficker-adjacent (at least), adjudicated rapist, insurrectionist, 34-count convicted felon of a president. He did not act in this nation’s best interest after Trump’s unprecedented second impeachment – for attempting to violently overthrow the government he was asked by voters to leave – provided him a clear opportunity, as Senate majority leader, to rid this nation of Donald Trump once and for all. Instead, McConnell stamped his little feet for a day or so after Trump’s deadly, disgraceful attempted coup, offering up his (apparently faux) indignation and well-placed blame, only to turn tail and kiss Trump’s blobulent ass, which inevitably led to Trump being elected for a second ungodly term which now has the United States on the precipice of full-blown fascism and the status of pariah nation.

Okay, turns out I have a few more things to say to Moscow Mitch: Here a few things you can tack on to your tacky resume...

Millions of Americans losing health insurance. You.
Millions of Americans losing crucial food assistance. You.
The stupid tariffs causing inflation. You.
The razing of the White House East Wing. You.
The ever-present Jeffrey Epstein scandal. You.
The most sycophantic, psychotic, criminal cabinet in history. You.
RFingK, Jr. You. You fucking asshole.
A Constitution-proof majority in the Supreme Court. You and you alone.
The destruction of the federal government by DOGE. You.
The stupid, illegal invasion of Venezuela. You.
The threats to take Greenland. You.
War crimes committed in our name. You.
Masked, armed ICE agents terrorizing American citizens. You.
The execution of Renee Nicole Good. You.

It's all thanks to you not voting to convict the traitor Trump. When you had the chance. When it was completely and supremely justified. Beyond a reasonable doubt.

 

To reiterate: Go. Fuck. Yourself. Mitch McConnell. Rot in the Hell you claim to believe in. Shouldn’t you be, let’s call it retired, by now?

And now, a song…

This has been your Paying Attention™ Secret Word.

Don’t tell anyone. It’s a secret.