Saturday, September 15, 2018

Thought For The Day

 
Most Successful Witch Hunt Ever

September 15, 2018
Which witch is which?  The only thing missing is eye of Newt. 
The Hunted: Papadopoulos, Cohen, Manafort, Flynn
No longer hunted, all have been caught, and turned into marched frogs.  Guilty frogs.  Cooperating, talking frogs.  Flipping frogs.  Mueller’s frogs.  Not Chrump’s attack dogs.

One more witch waiting in the wings?
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Friday, September 14, 2018

Bush v. Chrump

Oh Look, It’s George W. Bu(ll)sh(it)

September 14, 2018
The Bush family has seemed to be vigorously opposed to Donald Chrump.  Poppy Bush made clear his disdain for the Toxic Orange Gas Cloud, as did Mommy Bush.  The whole nation watched as Chrump humiliated and crushed George, Sr. favorite son Jeb.  The whole family has been clear in their contempt for the “man” who dismantled their boy Jeb, claimed he was always opposed (he wasn’t) to George, Jr.’s Iraq debacle, and disrespected their family throughout the campaign.
I spent almost three decades ignoring politics, as so many now find necessary for survival in the Time of Chrump, until the day George W. Bush was appointed to the presidency by the Supreme Court on December 12, 2000.  As it turned out, the Bush II years were quite exciting, what with face-shooting, CIA operative-outing, Haliburton-enriching, and all-around-nasty-mother-fucker Dick Cheney, the 9/11 attack, the economic collapse/Great Recession, the illegal invasion of Iraq and the ensuing destabilization of the Middle East, and knowing Vladimir Putin’s soul by looking in his eyes.
Ahhh, the good old days (It's only a paper goon)
Little George is now out on the campaign trail, giving further credence to George Washington’s prescient warning upon leaving office, that political parties would become vehicles, “by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion.” Common wisdom, such as it is, believes that #43 is simply looking out for his party.  This, at a time when many – though not nearly enough – Republican’ts are finally taking a moment to put country above party.  They are either leaving the party or at least speaking out against its leader.
George W. Bu(ll)sh(it): Goon, But Not Forgotten

Ultimately, George the Younger’s efforts will serve to keep Chrump in power, unless the Blue Wave materializes.  My guess is that George W is desirous of keeping Chrump in power because every moment Chrump is in office helps people forget more and more just how pathetic, ignorant, disgraceful and incompetent George W. Bush was (and continues to be).  The list of Bush II’s failures, fiascos and outright disasters is lengthy, and his stupidity was off the charts.  He did more damage to this nation than any president in our lifetime, possibly in the lifetime of this nation.  That is, until the Pork Rind-in-chief came along. 
It was hoped that the Bush II era was America hitting bottom, but Chrump has surely plumbed new, unimaginable depths of dishonesty, depravity and disgrace.
Memory Is (Not) a Funny Thing
It is thanks to Bush and his fellow travelers that the Republican’t Party has become the party of Donald Chrump.  They sowed the sickening seeds, tilled the toxic soil, watered and fed the racist base that nominated, “elected,” and continues to enable Chrump.  All in the name of endless tax cuts for the richest of the rich, killing people by gutting social safety nets, access to health care and abortion rights, praying and/or legislating away the gay, destroying the environment to increase corporate profits, dismembering voting rights and packing the Supreme Court with phony jurists who will have their backs.  This is admittedly a full menu of mishegas, but most Americans would actually prefer these malefactors take some time off or maybe jump off a cliff.
So, once more, fuck you George W. Bush.  Go paint your feet, or your dog or the back of your head.  Just STFU and stay out of the politics game.  You have done more than enough already.  Much more.  We are still cleaning up your monstrous mess.  It is easy to get carried away with the atrocity that is Chrump, but let us not forget just how staggeringly awful George W. Bush and his horrible horde was.  There was a reason so many people called him President Moron.  And that was when they were being nice.
I. Mangrey reminiscing.  Democrats are not the greatest, but seriously…

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Thought For The Day


Who Knows Why? 
September 12, 2018
 
Many children are asking, “Daddy, why is the sky blue?”

Many more children are asking, “Mommy, why is the prezident orange?” 

Many adults are asking no one in particular, “What the fuck is wrong with this guy?”
Sociopath-in-chief celebrates 9/11 in Shanksville, PA
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Tuesday, September 11, 2018

The Next Puerto Rico?

Who Will Do More Damage? Donald or Florence? Only Time Will Tell.

September 11, 2018

Donald Chrump continues to bear down on the Constitution, reality and an anxious nation as hurricane Florence bears down on America’s East Coast, Chrump took time out from eliminating emissions standards, rushing through even more tax cuts for the richest Americans, and his busy Fux News-watching schedule to remind everyone that overseeing the mostly unnecessary deaths of some 3000 American citizens in Puerto Rico was “an incredible unsung success.”  I will continue to unsing Chrump's praises, and you should too.
Once Chrump finished patting himself on the back for his peerless (except for the great work of another Republican't president after Katrina) job after the devastation of Puerto Rico, De Furor assured everyone that he is totally prepared to do whatever is needed after Florence does whatever she does.  I sure am glad that I do not live anywhere near the projected landfall.  I am already starting my thoughts and prayers.  Chrump I assume is working on his paper towel-toss.
Nobody doesn’t it better
This time, the real challenge for Chrump will be how to get help to the white victims of Florence without giving too much assistance to people of color living right next door.  How can this be accomplished without making it look overly racist, while simultaneously making it look racist enough to satisfy his racist base.
Hope for the best…
I. Mangrey reporting.  All this hot air will be the death of us.

Monday, September 10, 2018

Adrift on The Lie Seas

Is This the (Ghost of John Mc)Cain Mutiny?

September 10, 2018
Prezident Queeg is in the most frenzied frenzy of his long, apoplectic life.  He is Chrump-raving mad…at his half-wit’s end.  Much of his crew either is under indictment, has pled guilty and turned state’s evidence, or is in the brig.  Some of them, I assume, are good people.  The fortunate ones have abandoned ship, preferring to take their chances with the shark-infested waters between them and dry land.  Those remaining on board are becoming increasingly restless and concerned.  I’m not sure what took so long.  Nothing about this captain has changed since he first decided to set sail. 
with apologies to Humphrey Bogart
Mutiny, malfeasance and mayhem are not bugs aboard the SS Chrump, they are features.  There has been trouble on the ship of hate since day one.  The ship’s captain has a habit of trashing everyone under his command even though they are the best people.  Go figure.  Bob Mueller is discovering that there was trouble well before Chrump set sail.  Some call it COLLUSION; some call it conspiracy.  Some prefer to call it obstruction of justice.  It might well be all of that and a bag of cow chips. 
Listen, do you want to know a secret?  Do you promise not to tell?
Early on, while Chrump was just beginning to flex his obstruction of justice muscles by firing James Comey, he threatened Comey, saying maybe he had tapes of their conversations. 

Comey’s response to the tweet was, “Lordy, I hope there are tapes.  I hope there are, and I’ll consent to the release of them.”  Oddly, those tapes have never materialized.
Funny thing: It turns out that the only person in the entire White House who was not taping, was Chrump himself.  Funny thing #2: The only one not spying on Chrump was Barack Obama.  
Speaking of tapes, Chrump claimed that Woodward never tried to interview him for his new book.  But Lordy, wouldn’t you know it, Woodward spoke with Chrump just the other day, and recorded the conversation.  Woodward told Chrump he was recording the conversation, during which he told Der Furor that he spoke with everyone he could think of in attempting to include Chrump’s side of the story for the book.
From the moment Chrump oozed down that escalator to throw his feces into the ring, the rules of the game changed.  Maybe they will change back some day (I will not be holding my breath.), but for now, polite language and following protocol will only sink us deeper into despair, danger and disaster.  No one should treat Chrump with a speck of respect.  No one who cares about this country should ever again hesitate to call him a liar, a narcissist and a threat to the Republic.
He’s riding on the escalator of lies
Many of you might remember this doozy from Chrump regarding North Korea from August 2017, “North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States.  They will be met with fire and the fury like the world has never seen.”  I am looking forward to the man who threatened North Korea with “fire and fury” being fired and furious.  We are half way there.
I. Mangrey recording.  Lordy, I am glad there are so many tapes.
                                                                                           

Saturday, September 8, 2018

Op Ed on The Moscow Express

Writing the Ship of State

September 8, 2018

The recent Op Ed in the New York Times, exposing once and for all again the depravity, incompetence and danger posed by Donald Chrump.  The piece was written ostensibly by a single individual, though it seems clear that there is some number of high level, unelected White House officials who are protecting us from the Toxic Orange Gas Cloud enveloping the White House.  You know, the guy that appointed them as part of his Be Best People administration.  Everyone knows that a gas cannot be easily sequestered; it will ooze out of any container that is not air-tight.  There is nothing air-tight about Chez Chrump – the dump formerly known as the White House.  A leakier structure has never existed.
Some day we will know who it was that penned this now infamous Op Ed, the likes of which has never been seen.  I am willing to bet that in the end what we will have is a Murder on The Orient Express scenario, where (spoiler alert) there was not simply one guilty party, but everyone on the train turned out to have been in on the act.

Chrump Has Nothing to Fear But Bob Woodward’s Fear Itself
Bob Woodward, in his new book, Fear: Trump in the White House (What, no loathing?) reports that Presidon’t Chrump was convinced to step back from his reprehensible support for neo-Nazis and white supremacists after their torch-lit (What, no pitchforks?) Unite the White march in August 2017, which ultimately resulted in the death of a counter protester.  Chrump later regretted taking back his “both sides”/“very fine people” defense of the Charlottesville Racism Rally, saying, “That was the biggest fucking mistake I've made. You never make those concessions. You never apologize. I didn't do anything wrong in the first place. Why look weak. I can't believe I got forced to do that. That's the worst speech I've ever given. I'm never going to do anything like that again.” (Except for the “worst speech I’ve ever given” part, which he does every day.   Personally, I would think that the worst fucking mistake Chrump ever made was Don, Jr.  Literally.  Or maybe Stormy Daniels.
It remains unclear if prior to that Chrump had said, “I was the one responsible for killing Osama bin Laden, but Obama took all the credit.  If I hadn’t forced Obama to show his birth certificate, he never would have gone after bin Laden.  Everyone knows that.  My biggest regret so far is that bin Laden is still dead.  Or is he?  I never saw his death certificate, did you?”
As the unending procession of lies begins to catch up with our presidon’t, the abyss between reality and Chrump’s deepening delusional state now spans light years.  As he desperately clings to power, his defense of the indefensible becomes progressively pathetic.  At a campaign rally in September 2017, Chrump told his malignant minions, “The mob takes the Fifth.  If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”  That, unsurprisingly, was 27 years after Chrump pleaded the Fifth during his divorce from his first wife Ivana in 1990, to avoid answering questions about adultery.
I cannot understand why there is such a reticence to call Chrump a liar.  He is inarguably a pathological liar.  He cannot speak for more than a few seconds without lying.  More important, he does not think lying is wrong.  As long as that lying serves him.  Chrump did not care for Lyin’ Ted Cruz.  Although Chrump is now campaigning for the only person in American politics more reviled than Chrump himself.  For his part, Cruz called Chrump “a sniveling coward.”  Cruz also said, “This man is a pathological liar.  He doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies.  He lies, practically every word that comes out of his mouth.  He has a pattern that I think is straight out of a psychology textbook.  His response is to accuse everyone else of lying…The man cannot tell the truth...”  So Ted, does this mean he is actually not campaigning for you?
ISIS shouts, “Death to America.”  Republican’ts are actually making it happen.
I. Mangrey rebounding.  More Mueller please.

Thursday, September 6, 2018

Thoughts For The Day


Forget About Watergate…Here Comes Waterloo 2.0
September 6, 2018
The emperor has no brains.  Thank God he has clothes.

Yesterday, Chrump told an interviewer, “I think it’s embarrassing for the country to allow protesters.”  Apparently it is now embarrassing for the country to allow a president.
I am pro-choice – I believe in a country’s right to terminate a presidency…whatever trimester it might be.
Napoleon XLV
 
They're Coming to Take me Away by Napoleon XIV
 
MAKE CRAZYTOWN GREAT AGAIN
 
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Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Smarter That the Average Beer

May Contain Artificial and Natural Intelligence (Trace Amounts)

September 4, 2018
Raise your hand if you know someone who is not
 
There is more and more talk about artificial intelligence.  I am of the opinion that it would be best to focus on natural intelligence first.  Our phones are smart, our televisions are smart, cars, houses – everything is getting smarter.  We, as a species, are not.  America (sort of) elected a mentally and emotionally defective narcissistic pathological liar to lead an arguably great nation into a potentially bottomless abyss.  A depressingly large number of Americans continue to insist, beyond all logic, evidence and incontrovertibly objective proof, that he still deserves their undying support.
A recent study in China found that consuming air pollution is not only bad for our physical health.  According to the study, irresponsible use of dirty air also reduces intelligence.  Study subjects showed a decline in cognitive performance in both verbal and math tests. 
“Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report!
Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.”
 
The greater the exposure to polluted air, the more damage to intelligence. Language ability displayed more harm than mathematical ability.  Age and gender were also found to be factors; older adults and males experienced more damage than their counterparts did. 
Fortunately, most of the air is perfectly clean, there is no climate change and Donald Chrump is “a unicorn riding a unicorn over a rainbow” (at least according Sean Spicer, who has apparently been living in a service garage with engines running 24/7 since leaving the White House). 
Unfortunately, this study did not take into account the now ubiquitous exposure to the toxic Orange Gas Cloud emanating from Washington, DC, and in the process of engulfing much of the globe.  Many scientists are saying that this particular source of pollution may be more devastating to life, limb and brain function than anything since the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.
Is that an Orange Gas Cloud or are you just naturally stupid
Case in Point:
The man with the artificial “hair”, artificial skin-tone, artificial reputation, artificial facts and artificial election victory has neither artificial nor natural intelligence.  Nevertheless, he persisted.  Below, he attempts to show his great artificial respect for – and apparently familiarity with – the flag he repeatedly pretends to care about. 

 Maybe he should have copied from the other children.
Is Chrump colorblind? Or perhaps colorstupid?
And then there is this brilliant attempt to rig the justice system from Mr. “Lock-her-up”.

I. Mangrey reporting.  Any questions?

Saturday, September 1, 2018

Thought For The Day


Oy

September 1, 2018
Two more White House aides have departed after it was learned that they were palling around with white nationalists and Nazis. 
In 2015, Ian Smith – a high level Department of Homeland Security analyst – responded to an email inviting him to a group dinner whose host said his home would be “judenfrei,” a German word used by the Nazis during World War II to describe territory that had been “cleansed” of Jews during the Holocaust.  Smith also seems to have a broader familiarity with leaders of the neo-Nazi movement. 
The other individual, a speechwriter, is just a white nationalist, possibly not a Nazi.
Bonus Thought For The Day
Another Republican’t operative pleaded guilty for colluding with Russians during the Chrump campaign.  Must have been working for Hillary.
The best people.  They’re everywhere.  Nothing to see here folks. 

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