Bird Is The Word

Fun With The First Amendment 

January 17, 2026

There was a famous jazz trumpeter named Donald Byrd. The following is about a different Donald and a different bird.

Convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and ersatz president Donald Trump responded to a citizen who spoke truth to his badly-dyed face. While touring a Ford plant in Detroit, Michigan, 40-year-old TJ Sabula, a line worker and member of UAW Local 600 was heard calling trump a “pedophile protector”, which of course is objectively true.

If it wasn’t true, why has it been nearly a full month since the Department of “Justice” for Trump and No One Else began breaking the Epstein File Transparency Act that Trump himself was forced to sign into law, by not releasing all Epstein Pedo-file documents, and nearly as long since they have bothered to release even a single one?

Trump very presidentially responded “Fuck you. Fuck you.”, followed by a hand gesture familiar to anyone with eyes to see.

Bird on the liar

Sabula said he has “no regrets” about what happened adding, “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” Yes, sir, you did. Well played.

As expected, the Remains-of-the-White House lied about the incident, which as usual was caught on video. Trump spokes-liar Steven Cheung called the worker “a lunatic” who was “wildly screaming expletives in a complete fit of rage.” Naturally, nothing even vaguely resembling that occurred.

Trump continues to pretend to be president, but Sabula was quickly suspended after exercising his First Amendment rights, so we'll have to see how that goes to know if Ford is reverting back to the days of its Nazi-loving founder, who was known to have a portrait of Hitler in his office, in deference to the man JD Vance once described as “America’s Hitler”.

Take a guess

I. Mangrey reporting. And that’s the way it was.