Pic Of The Day – Puffy Daddy

The Shape Of Slaughter   

November 7, 2025 

No asshole. Everybody is not having a good time.

BONUS PIC

Notice how the “hair” has retained the exact shape of the just-removed hat.

DOUBLE BONUS PIC

After a staffer collapsed and everyone else in the room gave the man their undivided attention and assistance, the Cheese stands alone. The Cheddar-in-chief paid the same attention to what could very well be a dying man five feet away as he does to what could be a dying nation all around him.

Trump being Trump

This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.
Remember, things will get worse before they get much worse.

Thought For The Day After The Election

Two Thumbs Up For DJT

Just Like He Promised

November 5, 2025

Okay, who ordered the schadefreude?

SO MUCH WHINING!

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day After The Election. 

Paying Attention™ Election Central 2025 Broken News – Off-Year Election Coverage

Never Too Close To Call

November 4, 2025

Many people are saying that this off-year election, featuring, among other races across the country, contests for governor in New Jersey and Virginia, mayor of New York City and a California ballot initiative on Democrats finally bringing a gun to a knife fight by counteracting all the redistricting/cheating by the Fascist/Trump Party in red states.

Paying Attention Election Central is prepared to call the following:

We are projecting a big, fat liar, who will claim that any contest won by Democrats was rigged

This has been a Paying Attention™ Election Central 2025 Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled hope beyond hope. 

Late Nite With I. Mangrey – Dickless In DC

This Just Out

November 4, 2025

War criminal, waterboarding aficionado, drunk crippled-bird-hunting-partner-face-shooter, covert CIA operative outer and ex-vice president under George WTF Bush, Dick “Dick” Cheney has finally departed the world he worked so hard to fuck up beyond repair. He has shuffled off this mortal coil. Bereft of life, he has gone to meet his maker. He is no more.

He must go straight to hell. He cannot pass GO. He cannot collect $200.

Of course it’s considered bad taste to speak ill of the dead, but given the current state of the world, which Cheney helped to fuck up so badly, bad taste has, at least for now, and especially on this day, lost its influence on human interaction. If it ever comes back we’ll let you know.

Given all that, there is but one thing to say on this auspicious day:

It’s about fucking time.

Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Gone Pissing

Let Us Eat Cake?

November 4, 2025

It’s Off-year Election Day, with some crucial races across the country – governors for New Jersey and Virginia, mayor of New York City, redistricting initiative in California, to try and counteract all the illegal redistricting in blood-red states, who happily have the blood of the Constitution on their hands, and the future of abortion rights (and who knows what else) in Pennsylvania.

But America is closed for business.

And yet the Fascist/Trump administration continues giving us the business. Pissing on America and telling us it’s raining milk and honey.

The Fascist/Trump Party insists there is no money for poor people who need food and health care. Dour Leader has made it clear there is only money to “renovate” the White House – ala the British in 1812, build gold-encrusted ballrooms and bathrooms – ala what the fuck is wrong with this asshole, and for incredibly tone-deaf Great Gatsby soirees – complete with scantily-clad dancing girls – for the rich and stupid at Mor-on-Lago. While at the same time ignoring the government shutdown he has been championing, while his mentally defective minions on Capitol Hill have shut down Congress and then blame Democrats for the Fascist/Trumpers’ own indifference to suffering. And of course, all this is after more unnecessary, unwarranted tax cuts for the wealthiest assholes…I mean Americans…no, never mind, I’ll stick with assholes.

I guess Donny Do-Bad sucked up all the SNAP benefit money to throw his pooper party.

Assholes being assholes

Oh, and there’s plenty of money for all the unfit, unqualified, un-American ICE psychopaths who are terrorizing Americans across the country, and for retro-fitting Trump’s Qatari jet, and buying two (two?!?) jets for ICE Barbie Noem, and prosecuting Trump’s enemies. The list goes on.

All the while, Trump and MAGA Mike Johnson are desperately trying everything they can to keep food assistance away from real people just trying to survive. And they’re blaming Joe Biden and the Democrats. But the American public is finally catching on and blaming Trump.

Millions of Americans are working two or three jobs (that’s not a good thing George WTF Bush) and still cannot afford to properly feed their families. And let’s not forget that this whole shutdown showdown is, for the Democrats, about keeping Obamacare subsidies from disappearing, which is what Team Trump has been trying to do since 2017. For TrumpCo, this shutdown is about, besides their utter and unrelenting disdain for the average American, trying to wait out the whole Epstein affair. They will gladly keep this government shut down until the midterm elections. And keep blaming the Democrats.

I. Mangrey reporting. Sorry, don’t know what came over me.

 

Oh yeah, now I remember. 

Broken News – Broken And Still Breaking

Who Knew? Besides Everyone

November 3, 2025

RFingK, Jr. about to give birth to bouncing baby brainworm

Bobby Brainworm is suddenly walking back his senseless claim that Tylenol causes autism.

Duh.

Oh shit, I left my brain in my other pants!

Could it be that Bubblebrain Bob was about to have the living shit sued out of him and his science and health-free Department of Death and Human Sacrifice? Inquiring minds (that have not been half-eaten by brainworms) want to know.

We are not walking back our claim that RFingK, Jr. causes stupidity.

Oh my god, I’m complete fucking moron.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Tupperware party. 

Pic Of The Day – Donald J. Quixote – Man Of Dementia

Go Windmills! 

November 2, 2025

Making his way across the land wronging the rights of the world. Whining at “windmills” with the strength and steely resolve of a marshmallow in a thunderstorm.

Don Revolt-y and Sancho Pansy

This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.

Quote Of The Day – Oops, Truth

Clean-up In Aisle 1600…Again

November 1, 2025

“My message to America is, first, the fact that your government is failing you right now, that poverty is not red or blue. It is not a Republican or Democrat issue. Doesn't matter who you voted for or even if you voted.”
                Secretary of Agriculture* Brooke Rollins, October 31, 2025

That was fairly jaw-dropping. A member of the Fascist/Trump administration telling an uncomfortable truth. A president who has gone into hiding instead of artistically dealing his way out of what will soon be a record-long government shutdown. Who is busy demolishing one part of the White House, while bragging about remodeling the Lincoln Bathroom with exotic, expensive marble and – you guessed it – gold.

Before and dafter
Look how proud our little Bathroom Boy is

But that is not the Quote Of The Day. Today’s honor goes to the tiny, little man who also works for this addled, administration, though he is supposed to work for the American People. That would be MAGA Mike Johnson, who had to clean up that truth spill in aisle 1600.

Chucky, just before throttling Rollins backstage

Without any further ah, duh, today’s Quote Of The Day

“When she says 'we have failed you,' she means 'we, the Democrats,' okay?”
Mike “Chucky” Johanson, October 31, 2025

What do you mean ‘we’, asshole? Someone needs to tell MAGA Mike that he is not a Democrat. Just a little rat. Sorry, I meant weasel. Rats are intelligent.

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*The Department of Agriculture oversees the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), which the Fascist/Trump Party has been trying to hold hostage, denying vital food assistance to 12% of Americans (including 25% of our children). SNAP benefits are also integral to a healthy economy. Fortunately, a judge has ordered Trump to release the funds that already exist to keep SNAP benefits going during the TRUMP/EPSTEIN shutdown. The Fascist/Trump administration is only concerned with feeding millionaires and billionaires. And pedophiles.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Quote Of The Day.

The World According To Crap

Blob The Builder

November 1, 2025

After giving this considerable thought, it finally occurred to me that we are all overreacting to Blob the Builder's surprise removal of a chunk of the White House. Why is no one focusing on the upside, the fact that he left most of the iconic and historic symbol of our democracy standing? Sure it might only be temporary, but for now let’s focus on the positive. Amiright?

Much of the White House remains intact…for now

Why is everyone just automatically so angry with the little guy? Is it because he's a racist, a rapist, and a pedophile who was besties with the King of Pedophiles Jeffrey Epstein during his heyday and who talked openly and repeatedly about wanting to date his own daughter?

Is it because not even Osama bin Laden was stupid enough to damage our White House the way Trump did? Is it because Damaged Don incited an insurrection and still can't shut the fuck up about having lost the 2020 election?

Could it be because he’s a poor little rich boy born with a silver spoon up his ass? Or is it merely his pathetic excuse for "hair" and his amateurishly applied and clearly unhuman hue of artificial skin coloring by Sherwin Williams?

The final question is: Is he really Blob the Builder...or Blarney Rubble?

Or maybe T-Wrecks?

And look how big those hands are

We now return you to your regularly scheduled screaming into your pillow.