Brain Damage For Dummies

The Plot Sickens

December 23, 2020

This past Monday was the Winter Solstice. The day with the least amount of daylight each year. Unfortunately, we have yet to reach the day with the least amount of horrifyingly insane, fascist attacks on our democracy, our sanity and our physical health, courtesy of Donald Chrump. There is not as yet any absolute guarantee that we will ever see that day, though there is a good chance of that day arriving on January 20, 2021.

For the time being, Chrump is becoming increasingly despot...I mean desperate. He has been self-sequestered in his favorite bathroom (except when he is off golfing) since shortly after being unceremoniously crushed by the American electorate who decided to show Chrump the door. Many hope that door is constructed out of good old U.S. steel bars. By most accounts he is busying himself making pardon lists, plotting revenge, marinating in the counsel of other psychotic, autocratic morons, and trying to fuck the country up as much as possible in the off chance he decides to leave the White House when the clock strikes noon on January 20, 2021. But mostly, according to one Chrump advisor, “He's throwing a fucking temper tantrum” (actual quote). So what else is new?

Chrump recently wandered out of hiding to hold a press tantrum. He looked dazed and apparently forgot to get dressed, or perhaps he can no longer be bothered. Or maybe he thought he was still in his bathroom. In his current fugue state, he neglected to notify the press, so he ended up ranting into the void…for the most part. Our intrepid reporter Ann T. Soshal, who has been staking out the White House for signs of intelligent life, caught the act and transcribed every word, for better or worse. Ann subsequently tested positive for Severe, Horrendous Imbecile Trauma (SHIT), has been pulled from the field and is resting comfortably thanks to our stock of RENT-A-COMA. No one should have had to see that.

Chrump Speaks

Chrump verbally assaults no one in particular, 

desperate to hold on to a job he never did

“I’m still the president, even though I never get thanked enough for being the best president ever. No way will Sleepy Joe be president. He can pretend all he wants. Biden says he will have the most diverse cabinet in history. First of all, he lost the election. By a lot. I will soon have so much proof you won’t believe it. That I can tell you. I have the best proof. You will be amazed when you see it. And if I decide it’s not worth showing you, I’ll just make my military guard the White House so no one can get in. And then I will build a big, beautiful wall to protect me from all those fake voters. I will be sure to tell you when I’ve decided to stop being president. That’s how it works. Read the Constitution morans.”

Archive photo of Chrump addressing press corps

“Sleepy Joe is not sending us his best people – like I did. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume are good people. Not really, I’m just saying that because I’m so presidential.”

At this point, it seemed that despite his eyes and mouth remaining open, Chrump had completely lost consciousness for several minutes. Eventually he snapped out of it and picked up, one imagines, where he left off.

“Speaking of presidential, I don't even think Sleepy Joe has a Twitter account. He will never be up at 3:00 am tweeting on the toilet. What kind of president would that be? He doesn't have the energy. I don’t think he plays golf every week either.”

“His so-called fake cabinet is just a bunch of fake losers with too much experience. None of my amazing cabinet people had any experience and look how great they did. Who needs it? I had the best people. So many of them. I had more cabinet people than any other president. The most. And they were always ready to tell me how great I was.”

June 2017, a mere six months into the Chrump Moronarchy

Chrump also managed to get some words in edgewise on Fux News...

Chrump phoning it in as usual

“I know some of you think I will be leaving the White House on January 21^st. Don’t count on it. Only a loser would leave after one term where they didn’t even win the popular vote, even with help from Russia.”

“The great, disgraced General Mike Flynn, who was personally pardoned by your favorite president Donald Chrump after being convicted of lying to the FBI, says I can declare martial law in the states that said I lost. My great general says I should re-run the election in those states – it happens all the time – and I have the absolute right to do it. And, I know a lot about reruns. I had a tremendous show that should have won many Emmys, but the voting was, as always when Chrump is concerned, fixed and rigged against me. This is no way to treat the greatest, most successful president of all time.”

It seems Chrump’s recent demeanor and actions are setting off alarms in the West Wing. Really? His recent demeanor and actions?

Ed Venture
Managing Editor

Stolen Cusses

How Could Something Like This Happen?

December 19, 2020

Chrump continues to whine that “so many votes were stolen” in the 2020 election. He still insists that these “stolen” votes are the reason he lost to Joe Biden. Not because he is the worst president in history (and it truly pains me to say this because I was secure in the knowledge that George W. Bush – for so many reasons – was the worst, and would continue to be so for 100 years, but almost immediately had his record smashed to smithereens by Chrump). Not because he is responsible for the vast majority of the more than 310,000 (so far, with no sign of slowing down) COVID-19 fatalities. Or that all this death is causing millions of uninfected Americans to lose their jobs, or their businesses or fall into poverty. Is this not the greatest America ever?

Could it be because he was unable to trade Puerto Rico for Greenland? Because he still hasn’t shot anyone on Fifth Avenue? Is it because he never finished (or really ever started) his – to quote ex-Mexican President Vicente Fox – “fucking wall”? Or perhaps he hasn’t completely destroyed the environment yet?

Chrump voters: “No way he lost this fake election. 

We are very proud boys. We never lose.”

No way he lost because of his repeated tacit approval of racists and white nationalists and neo-Nazis or his contempt for Black Lives Matter, and for black lives for that matter. Couldn’t have been because he kidnapped thousands of innocent children and purposely made it difficult if not impossible for hundreds of these children to be reunited with their parents. Are you not entertained?

It could not have been because of the massive security “breach”, since we only found out about the latest cyber-attack in the past few days (not that any Chrump supporters would care that our enemies are attacking us on their beloved one’s “watch”). The New York Times described the “breach” as “among the greatest intelligence failures of modern times.” The greatest intelligence failure of course being Chrump himself. Russia began the attack some nine months ago, infiltrating a number private companies and government agencies, including, the National Nuclear Security Administration, which is responsible for maintaining America’s nuclear weapons stockpile…so nothing really important. Apparently, not as important as Chrump’s seditious attempts to overturn Biden’s victory, which has occupied the IMPEACHED Lame-duck Fake president’s guppy-like attention for the past six weeks. ‘Breach’ is in quotes because it is entirely possible that Chrump gave Putin permission to take whatever he wants, or perhaps Chrump had no choice but to do Putin’s bidding to avoid whatever blackmail is in play. The word ‘watch’ is in quotes because…well, you know damn well there is no watching going on other than Chrump and his mirror. Are you sick of all the winning yet?

No, it was none of these things. According to Chrump and millions of his brain-damaged faithful, including more than 200 members of the House of Representatives, and some undetermined number of senators, he lost because of stolen votes. More accurately, all of these sociopathic fascists continue – without a shred of actual evidence – to insist that Chrump in fact did not lose. He won. Well, guess what, our intrepid, albeit non-existent team of reporters has found these stolen votes. They are for sale on Ebay.

Cheat at half the price. Free shipping. Get your stolen votes today!

Greatly looking forward to not caring about this asshole, but this is still one of our favorites:

Cheeto Christ – Randy Rainbow

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*We now know for certain that it was Russia because after days of silence on the issue, Chrump is trying to blame China.

I. Mangrey reporting.

McConnell Concedes

Republican'ts Dip A Toe Into The Reality Pool

December 17, 2020

Six weeks after Joe Biden wiped the floor with McConnell’s presidential play-thing, and hours after Russia’s Vladimir Putin reluctantly offered Biden his “congratulations” for kicking his puppet out of Washington, DC, Moscow Mitch grudgingly acknowledged that Biden would be the next president of the United States. In his depress conference, McConnell said, “The time has come to admit what we’ve all known for many weeks. It’s time to stop pissing around and release America from the bonds of captivity. Besides, we have so many other ways to fuck this country and its people over, and I intend to do everything in my power to keep my knee on America’s neck.”

Moscow Mitch engulfed in racism, autocracy, insanity and stupidity

“I’ve already helped Donald Chrump kill most of the 300,000 victims of COVID-19, and I’ve seen to the deaths of countless businesses and households by personally obstructing relief funds that were critical for survival. Nobody fucks with Mitch McConnell, and I intend to dispute the results of the upcoming senate elections in Georgia after the Democrat candidates defeat my millionaire incumbents in January. Screw you all, and fuck the United States of America.”

House minority buffoon Kevin McCarthy remains under mental lockdown, refusing to admit that Joe Biden is President-elect, preferring to run away from reporters.

For his part, Chrump, who surely must be getting tired of all the Biden winning, continues his delusional, seditious tantrum of denial. He continues to foment violence as his angry, fact-free, racist minions begin their War on America in earnest. This could get even uglier than it has been for the past five years, since Chrump oozed onto the presidential scene. Chrump will not go away. His lizard-brain followers will not go away. Their racism and fascism go marching on.

Chrump immediately turned on McConnell for refusing to keep up the anti-democratic charade, which after all, is little more than another money-grabbing scheme by Chrump (who is unsurprisingly keeping money being donated for the imminent and critical Georgia senate races for himself). Also, this is what one would expect when a sore winner loses.

In more enjoyable news, a New York state judge ruled that the Chrump Organization must turn over documents related to a property under investigation by New York Attorney General Letitia James' office for alleged tax shenanigans.

The new American dream

Chrump continues to rely on laughing stock Rudy Giuliani as his attorney of record. It is certainly understandable that Chrump would hang all his legal hopes on a diminished, demented, washed up meltdown like Giuliani. After all, Chrump is nothing if not loyal and faithful, and he and Rudy were quite an item back in the day.

Rudy & Don in more "innocent", albeit nauseating times

I. Mangrey conceding victory...again.

Carpe Dumbass

The Reign Is Falling

December 15, 2020

First things first. Joe Biden continues his record-breaking string of election victories. Yesterday the Electoral College affirmed what Donald Chrump once described this way: “We had a massive landslide victory, as you know, in the Electoral College, I guess the final number is 306 and [my opponent] is down to a very low number.” This makes it approximately 50 times that Biden has defeated Chrump, forcing him into early retirement and rescuing America from certain death. No other candidate in history has beaten his opponent so many times in a single election. SAD.

People talk about Chrump Fatigue Syndrome – the feeling of hopelessness, despair and crushing ennui resulting from the sheer volume of insane conspiracy theories, hatred, fascism and stupidity with which we have been faced every minute of every day at the tiny hands of creation’s latest attempt to disprove, or at least negate the value of the existence of God – Donald Chrump.

We are living with battered life syndrome. America is suffering mental, emotional and now, thanks to the Chrumpvirus pandemic, physical abuse. But many Americans seem unable, and in many cases unwilling to free ourselves from our abuser. Many of us want to just look away, walk away and get away. As far and as fast as possible, in order to hold on to our last shreds of sanity and humanity. If you have not felt yourself harboring all manner of bad thoughts toward various individuals who voted for, enabled, excused and exulted Chrump, then you are either a very spiritual individual or completely oblivious to reality – the former to be showered with praise, the latter to be pummeled with abuse.

Just the other day, a Quaker friend of mine bared his pained soul, realizing that the only way to make progress with the tens of millions of COVID-coddling kooks is for some among them of high station to succumb to the deadly virus. And not just Herman Cain level; someone more currently important to their malevolent movement. But of course, those of special position are privy to treatments unavailable to us hoi polloi. Chrump and those he deems worthy are treated to cures you and I will likely never see.

The COVID-19 vaccine is still months away for most Americans, and most Chrumpians still refuse to listen to medical experts, preferring instead to get infected and infect the rest of us. With winter coming on, maybe it would be a good idea to give some cozy blankets loaded with coronavirus to all those deserving millions of mask-averse, virus deniers in all those red states. It’s the humane thing to do. They love the virus after all. They either think it doesn’t exist, claim not to care if they get it, or both. I say let them have it.

This is all a no-brainer to me. Just as surely as Charles Manson belongs behind bars for the deaths of Sharon Tate, et al, despite never having personally committed a single murder, Chrump, et al deserve the same consideration for their relentless complicity in the deaths of what will soon be 500,000 of our fellow citizens. Even if they hadn’t flaunted their station by accepting treatment unavailable to most. This behavior might be considered to be even worse than Hillary Clinton’s inappropriate use of email servers; that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Caveat Ex-prez

Gerald Ford and Barack Obama refused to hold their respective predecessors accountable for egregious acts against the Constitution and the American people (not to mention the countless deaths of Americans and others directly attributable to both). Each in his own time said we must look forward, not back. It worked very poorly in both cases. You cannot move forward very well without as reasonable assessment of where you’ve been. If you don’t know where you’ve been, and don’t clean up the messes you left behind, what makes you think you have any idea where you’re going next or why?

If more proof that these decisions to ignore the gross misbehavior of presidents once they were out of office are dangerous, and did nothing instill in the public that the Constitution is real and has real meaning, I give you Dick Cheney and Donald Fucking Chrump. These are the kinds of people you get when it is made clear that there is no accountability for crimes against the nation or against humanity. The messes made by Nixon and Bush II are not the kind you can just walk away from. They stick to your shoe like a contemptuous streamer of toilet paper.

He wears it well. You know someone had to put it there, there’s 

no way he wipes his own ass with those little hands.

To be fair, Chrump is not like toilet paper hitching a ride on America’s shoe as the country steps lively, attempting to ditch the stowaway. Chrump is more like stepping in an extra-large dollop of dog shit. If you don’t clean that shit off your shoes, you’ll just end up tracking all over your house. I hope you don’t have any fancy carpets.

President Death Strikes Again

Chrump decided he wasn’t killing enough people with his pet virus, so he murdered a black man in prison since the age of 18 for being adjacent to a murder. Many had asked for a stay of execution for this unfortunate man, but alas, worst of all to Chrump's mind, he was black.

I. Mangrey repapering.

Chrump’s Campaign-Capping Chores

To Do Or Not To Do, That Is The Question. Not.

December 13, 2020

El Presidon'te

Donald Chrump’s cult of malignant personality rages on. Having exhausted all legal means, such as they were, of defying the will of the people, Chrump – in typical Republican’t fashion – after failing to prevail using their normal anti-democratic antics of suppressing, purging and gerrymandering the life out of the electoral process, were forced to resort to, as they say in the business, making shit up. Given the current medieval state of affairs in this country, the conspiracy theories and outright lies injected into the already addled minds of the Chrumpublican true believers has led to the powder keg we now face.

Chrump supporters coming to grips with election results

It looks like the Supreme Court, unable to fudge the election without it looking more obviously fabricated than Donald Chrump’s fake hair and his clown-like face coloring. The last “best” appeal by 17 attorneys general, attempting to have the votes from numerous swing states Chrump lost simply thrown out, was summarily dismissed with little more than a whimpering semi-dissent from supreme disgraces Samuel Alito and Clarence “Uncle” Thomas. It’s all over but the unending, insane, seditious tweeting.

This is an ex-president

According to reports, Donald Chrump has spent over 20 percent of his time in office at one of his golf courses. Wasting our time by shirking the job he never wanted, let alone wanted to do, and wasting our money by bilking us for making the Secret Service pay for lodging and golf cart rentals so they can follow him around while he cheats on the links.

Many, including myself, have compared Chrump to Roman Emperor Nero, who famously “fiddled while Rome burned.” Nero is purported to have reveled in the beauty of the flames, offering no action to stop the devastation.

Unlike Nero, who stood by apathetically, Chrump is busy pouring gasoline on the flames. Chrump does not even have the degree of humanity Nero had, to appreciate the beauty of the flames.

Chrump is spending his final days, his last throes if you will, in office – when he is not obsessively lying and whining about how the election was fake, rigged, fixed, stolen, and the most unsecure ever – eradicating the environment, kissing the KKKonfederacy, pulverizing the postal service, riling up racists, fawning over fascists, eviscerating the economy, further fucking up foreign affairs, vilifying voting, debilitating the Defense Department, incapacitating intelligence, corroding the Constitution and generally torturing the transition process.

In a King George III-like frenzy of utter madness, Chrump has thrown himself into his "work" for the first time since taking office nearly four years ago. Not the work of the people, the country or anything vaguely concerned with managing reality, but the work of propping up Donald Chrump. And this is no easy feat. Have you seen what goes on from the neck down on that thing? I assure you it’s no better than what happens from the neck up and that is, as you know, one scary shitshow. After four years of, what by his standards passed for running the country, Chrump recently told his assembled virus fanciers, “I’ve probably worked harder in the last three weeks than I have in my life.” Really? As they say in the South when they mean something very different, “Bless his heart.”

I wish he would just shut the fuck up and fiddle.

I. Mangrey recoiling.

In Memoriam

It Was Forty Years Ago Today

December 8, 2020

John Lennon Memorial – Strawberry Fields, Central Park, NYC

December 8, 1980, another date that will live in infamy. The day legendary musician, songwriter and activist John Lennon was gunned down in front of the The Dakota apartment building in Manhattan. Further proof that, as Mike Love wrote in the Beach Boys’ Student Demonstration Time, “The pen is mightier than the sword, but no match for a gun.”

John Lennon statue – Havana, Cuba

Watching The Wheels

Nobody Told Me

Gimme Some Truth

Also happens to be Jim Morrison’s birthday.

People Are Strange

An American Prayer

Peace out.

Alms For The Rich

A Man Named Sue

December 5, 2020

Hi kids! Send money to Uncle Chrumpy!!

Donald Chrump is something of a court jester. That is, most courts have seen him as a clown. Particularly now that he also has a bat-shit crazy buffoon representing him in his clownish attempts to nullify his stunning defeat at the polls and now the Electoral College. They say that anyone who represents himself in a court of law has a fool for a client. It can now be added that any client who has Rudy Giuliani heading up their legal team has a fool for an attorney.

Your honor, watch me pull a ballot out of my hat,
and my head out of my ass

Nonetheless, Chrumpy the Clown has managed to soak his pathetic, gullible, poor and poorly educated sheep (and some number of well-off ne’er-do-wells hoping to buy pardons) for over $207M (so far) since losing his bid to murder democracy in America, commonly referred to as a second Chrump term. He did not even pretend (as he did in 2016) to use his own money to not get re-elected. The money he is raking in after his gargantuan loss to Joe Biden is all going right into his otherwise empty pockets.

Please schmuck, I want some more.

Chrump’s next act will be to announce that he will be running for president in 2024. This announcement might be for real, but more likely just another con designed to keep people hanging on his every demented tweet and to take money from other people without delivering anything in return, by less-than-half-of-America’s favorite president.

Do these rubes not know about Chrump’s life-long history of ripping off contractors, customers and porn stars? Are they so divorced from reality that they don’t know he went bankrupt six times, including bankrupting three casinos? How the hell do you even bankrupt a casino?

Chrump and his companies have been sued almost 2000 times. These suits include contract disputes, defamation claims, and allegations of sexual harassment. Chrump settled an unknown number of these cases. And the lawsuits are not over by a long shot.

Fill ‘er up fools

Have they not heard of Chrump University? Did they not get the memo that he was sued for defrauding his “students?” Are they too blind, deaf and frighteningly dumb to have heard that Chrump had to settle to the tune of $25M?

Are they aware that he did not write (or read) any of his books? Or that Tony Schwartz, the actual author of The Art of the Deal, which essentially put Chrump on the map, feels such deep remorse for having done so that he donates all proceeds from the book to organizations working to protect people from the depredations perpetrated by Donald?

You’re fucked!

Did they not hear about the Chrump family’s fake charity, the one that lined the family’s pockets and was forced to close down after being taken to court? Are they too enamored of their dear Donald to know that despite claiming that he never settles lawsuits, that he constantly settles lawsuits?

Like Chrump Steaks, Chrump mortgages, Chrump Airlines, Chrump wine, Chrump vodka, and many other miserably failed attempts to pawn off crappy products and services, the Chrump presidency was just another badly failing con game. Eat his steaks, and get E. coli. Drink his wine, get diarrhea. Fly his airline…what, are you crazy. Thankfully, none of these is available any longer. Live under his presidency, and you lose your job or your mind, or die from COVID-19, or entertain thoughts of suicide. Thankfully, it appears that his Chrump presidency too will be unavailable soon.

Would I lie to you? I don't see why I wouldn't.

Can the American public, or at least that majority of Americans that has always opposed this brain-damaged racist, join a class action lawsuit and sue this treasonous conman for every last penny he may or may not have?

Would I lie to you? Can I sell you a used car? 

A bridge? Some lovely swampland?

Beck – Loser

I. Mangrey reporting. Furlough the money.

Thought For The Day

URGENT MESSAGE 

December 3, 2020 

I was recently made aware of a postcard writing campaign to get out the Georgia vote on Jan 5. Apparently, this shit works. I'm getting at least 50. This is our last shot at excising Moscow Mitch and having a prayer to recover from the depredations of Donald Chrump, his crime family, Republican’t enablers and his pet virus. 

Also, what could be better and more ironic than another way to use the United States Postal Service, which Chrump and Republican’ts have been trying to destroy, to take them down. 

Please consider joining in the fun... 

Click the link below to order your postcards today...or tomorrow...or next week - but soon, since the USPS is still under threat from Chrump & company. And please share this if you know anyone who might help.

https://postcardstoswingstates.com/?fbclid=IwAR3Nkphheq2so8Lsr47BeT277HFrHqABxKQf_CbTJ3d6VfrZSMPuR-3vT1w

There may be other groups doing this as well. 

 

This has been your Paying Attention Thought For The Day.

You're welcome.

What is your thought for the day?

Under Heavy Sedition

A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Change

December 1, 2020

At this point Der Furor has lost several states multiple times, including losing Georgia five times…so far. His legal-team-that-couldn’t-sue-straight (their record is 1-39) had another “case” dismissed, this time “with prejudice” by a Chrump-appointed judge in Pennsylvania. Chrump spent $3M for a Wisconsin recount which netted an extra 87 votes for…wait for it…Joe Biden. Even after spending upwards of $34,000 per vote to expand Biden’s lead in Wisconsin, our deranged dipshit refuses to dabble in reality.

Chrump told a friendly Fux News host during one of his patented hour-long tirades, “It’s not like you’re going to change my mind. In other words, my mind will not change in six months.” In other, other words, Donald Chrump needs to spend some quality time in a padded room under heavy sedation, instead of his usual heavy sedition.

Chrump “visits” Maria Bartiromo at Fux News

Apparently, psychotic traitor Donald Chrump believes he has not screwed this country enough in the almost four years he has been destroying the health and well-being of this nation. Despite his rabid pretense that he won the election, Chrump is frantically fucking up everything he can get his tiny hands on. A partial list of Chrump’s treasonous undertakings are: troop withdrawal in Iraq and Afghanistan, stripping protections from federal workers, cutting funding for COVID-19 relief, even more environmental rollbacks, perpetrating further damage to relations with  China and very likely green-lighting the recent assassination in Iran in order to destabilize the region; and what a shame, Jared had just so brilliantly brought peace to the region. And let us not forget the relentless, ongoing effort to prop up the coronavirus.

Now that it is abundantly clear that Joe Biden will soon be the 46^th president of the United States, Chrump and his party of perfidy are not wasting any time in creating as much disruption and destruction as possible before relinquishing the Executive Branch to Joe Biden. This is not new, (let us not forget the global political devastation and domestic economic disaster perpetrated by George W. Bush) but it is usually less blatant, and not always quite so obviously purposeful. But here we are.

I guess when you vote for a misogynistic, racist authoritarian conman, and then vote for him a second time, you are not particularly upset when the country you claim to love so much crumbles in real time. There’s an old saying: Fool me once (3 second pause) shame on (3 second pause) shame on you. (5 second pause) Fool me, can’t get fooled again.

These colors don’t run…apparently, they can’t 

walk and chew gum at the same time either

What The Fuck Is Wrong With These People?

No real president, no one who actually gave even a rabbit-pellet-sized shit about this country and its citizens, would even consider the actions being taken right now by Chrumpublicans. They are standing back and standing by, while the empty head of their party destroys the very fabric of our democracy. They are complicit an yet the American electorate saw fit to hand them more seats in the House, and likely helped them maintain a majority in the Senate. WTFF.

Anyone who voted for Donald Chrump or any of his Chrumpublican underlings should be able to have access to government sponsored health care or any other government-sponsored programs, since they voted for people who are trying to kill all these programs – no Medicaid, no Medicare, no Obamacare, no food stamps or Social Security. I understand it’s their right to vote for whomever they think is best suited to govern. But when you vote against programs that provide health and security for all Americans, then you should have no problem foregoing these programs. After all, you don’t want to be a hypocrite. Right?

This is all standard Republican’t fare. Fuck everything up, particularly when there is about to be a change from an ill-gotten Republican’t president to a Democrat in the White House. Then, obstruct any and all attempts by Democrats to repair the massive damage inflicted on the nation, and then blame Dems for doing a lousy job. Lucky for Republican’ts, a huge swath of Americans are 1) unable to remember how things got so fucked up, and 2) too stupid to realize they are being conned, used and, as the saying goes – fucked with their pants up and their hands in their pockets.

According to sources inside the fun-filled White House, Chrump is planning to hold another super-spreader rally during Biden’s inauguration. It remains uncertain if an escalator will be involved, but it is believe that Delusional Donald will take this opportunity to announce his plans to run for president in 2024. Our sources tell us that he will also unveil his running mate – Ivanka, and his new slogan: Make America Mine Again, or MAMA.

By the way, if you refuse to wear a mask in public and come down with COVID-19, stay the fuck out of our hospitals. Stay home and let God take care of you.

Do I seem a bit angry? Well…

I. Mangrey refusing to take it easy. In other words, my mind will not change.