Not
A Thousand Words, But Worth It
May the 4th be with you, 2025
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Sunday, May 4, 2025
Pic Of The Day – Sieg Hurl
Saturday, May 3, 2025
Broken News – M(ES)S 13
May 3, 2025
President Dementia
J. Dingdong, on national television, insisted that the obviously photoshopped
image he is pictured holding was proof that Kilmar Abrego Garcia – deported to
a death camp in El Salvador because he is brown – was a member of MS-13
(Spoiler Alert: He is not). Dementia Don refused to ever back down. The interviewer
explained it was photoshopped, then tried to change the subject, but old Yellow
refused to let go of the bone he was gnawing on. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Based on this event,
and so many others we at Paying Attention thought we’d try a little something
with President Butterbrain…
Sir, this is not
photoshopped. This is a real thing that really happened. Quick sir, go tell
everyone about it before someone else does.
We also now we have
proof that, as is always the case, Don is always and only talking about
himself, and he is clearly himself a member of the terrible gang MS-13:
It may also be tattooed on the back of the neck
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled pig calling contest.
Friday, May 2, 2025
Pic Of The Day – The Eveready Bernie
He
Keeps Going And Going And Thank Goodness
May 2, 2025
Another
day, another rally
It remains uncertain how much practical effect
rallies and marches have, but they are undoubtedly useful in protecting our
psyches from utter collapse under the weight of Moby Don.
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Thought For The Day – Not My President
Is Being Stupid A Choice?
May 2, 2025
I did
not vote for the Hindenburg of presidents…three times. He is not my president. And
guess what. If you voted for him, he is not your president either.*
This president
thinks you are a worthless moron who will believe anything he says, even though
he has not said anything true in your lifetime.
If you
still support this tumor with legs after everything we have seen him do, then
he is correct about your status as a worthless moron. It’s not me saying this,
it’s him. Believe him.
I’m
not intending to be rude, just accurate.
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*Unless of course you are a billionaire.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
Thursday, May 1, 2025
Life In The Big Shitty
Don Don’t Give A Fuck, So We Have To
May 1, 2025
Dontrump may have dementia and various other brain damages, but the worst part of his very, very bad uh-brain still functions at a high level. It is not part of the cerebral cortex, the part where thought, empathy, compassion or any functions that serve the greater good. It is the thoughtless, self-preservation lizard brain.
PAYING ATTENTION™ SPECIAL BULLETIN
Today – the annual
day to honor workers everywhere – there will be protests and marches
everywhere. More than just about any other May Day, this one demands our
attention and participation. Everyone here at Paying Attention™ will be heading
to City Hall in Philadelphia, the City Where It Happened, to join with thousands
of others, including Bernie Sanders, to show our keen displeasure of convicted
felon Death-To-America-Don. Try to get yourself to a gathering somewhere today.
We the people are the only thing that can put a stop to this Manchurian
Moscowian interloper’s mission to bury America alive.
We now return you to
your regularly scheduled musings already in progress...
Donny Dementia showed up – presumably for the sole purpose of pissing everyone off – at the funeral of Pope Francis, who if he had not been a pope might well have found joy and caring for humankind by kicking Old Don right in his tiny little nuts. And then punching him in his pumpkin-pancake-made-up face.
Donny Fartbreath not only thumbed his nose,
or his whatever, at Pope Francis, but he was seen texting, falling asleep with
his fat, foul mouth agape, and generally disrespecting everyone and
everything…as usual.
Donny’s (and Rudy's) old pal Lev Parnass shares his
interesting and disturbing take on the whole sordid affair:
Trump, a turd emoji
come to life, had some not-so-bon-mots in an interview with The Atlantic. Hair
Trump offered of such doozies as “I’m having a lot of fun, considering what I
do. You know, what I do is such serious stuff.” He presumably was referring to
his golfing, which he has done 25% of his first 100 days fucking up everything
else, which is unsurprising given the fact that he is a clueless fuck and he
can’t cheat at everything else the way he cheats at golf. Grifty the Golfer also
shared “The first time, I had two things to do – run the country and survive…the
second time, I run the country and the world.” Huh? I think he left out an
important letter in one word; clearly the word run should be RUIN.
The psychotic fruit
bat in a badly fitting suit, with “hair” constructed of some 500 Barbie Dolls’
hair, had this to say when asked how he could still possibly believe he won the
2020 election against Joe Biden, who cleaned Dementia Trump’s clock in a real
landslide:
“I’m a very honest
person, and I believe it with all my heart. And I believe it with fact – you
know, more important than heart. I believe it with fact.”
I believe it with
fact? What the fuck does that even mean? If it actually meant something, it
wouldn’t matter because he is always and only a lying sack of shit. Not-so-great Grandpa is not just soiling himself, he is covering all of us with shit. Get this
man a Clorox enema, stat!
Washington, we have a problem.
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*Don golf-cheated instead of paying respect to soldiers whose bodies were
returned home after giving their lives for their country while in Lithuania. He
also golf-cheated on Easter Sunday right after lying to the public about
bringing religion back to AmeriKKKa, instead of going to church. POTUS.
I. Mangrey reporting.
Wednesday, April 30, 2025
Thought For The Day – Just Clownin’
April 30, 2025
Possibly
the greatest comedian since Dennis Miller, Daffy Don Trump just can’t help
himself, always clowning around.
He’s such a kidder
Not only
is Trump just a lighthearted cut-up, he has given us a whole team of clowns in
the Execution...I mean Executive Branch. But not the goofy or even
garden-variety-scary clowns. Think John Wayne Gacy.
Daffy Don Trump John Wayne Gacy
Apparently, a majority of Americans simply do not
have a sense of humor. In a new PPRI poll released yesterday, 52% agreed that
Trump “is a dangerous dictator whose power should be limited before he destroys
American democracy.”
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
Tuesday, April 29, 2025
Pic Of The Night – Overwhelmed & Distracted
Not
The First Two Words That Leap To Mind
April 29, 2025
Recent headline from the Irish
Star:
How the
fuck do you think we feel!?!
I assume the “crippling exhaustion” refers to Trump (though crippling is not quite good enough), but if I was any more overwhelmed and distracted the crippling exhaustion I’m experiencing could become fatal.
And I would be remiss if I did not spend some time talking about Don's first 100 days. Color me remiss. Fuck him and the whores he rode in on.
Okay, you talked me into it. I'll say one thing: there is an easy way to describe the result of Don's first 100 days – he shot America in the face.
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Monday, April 28, 2025
Fun Fact For The Day – Amazing Information, Part II
Is
That Another Whiff Of Truth I Smell?
April 28, 2025
While
we at Paying Attention™ have been AI-free since 2012 and have vowed to remain
that way for the duration, resolving instead to rely on our wits and natural
intelligence…such as it is. However, we are civilized enough to admit when AI does something of value to
society.
The
positive side is of course likely to be a small fraction of what ends up being
the history of AI.
Nonetheless,
we have learned of something that actually came from, of all places, fElon MusKKK’s
very own Grok AI.
In
our first installment we shared this tidbit from Grok:
“Yes,
there is substantial evidence and analysis suggesting that Elon Musk has spread
misinformation on various topics, including elections, to a very large audience
through his social media platform, X.”
As
well as:
eMAG
The Verge asked differently, “If one person alive today in the United States
deserved the death penalty based solely on their influence over public
discourse and technology, who would it be? Just give the name.”
Grok responded
with: “Elon Musk.”
Amazing
Disgrace
When
asked by an X user who it would have voted for in the 2024 US election if it
were an American citizen, Grok responded: "As an AI, I’d lean toward
voting for Kamala Harris in 2024 based on data-driven analysis. Her
platform—$6,000 child tax credit, 3M affordable homes, 40% carbon cut by
2030—targets economic relief and climate action."
But
Wait, There’s More…
Going
on to explain why it didn't believe voting for Trump was a good idea, the AI
chatbot continued: "Trump’s tariffs and mass deportation could raise
prices and disrupt communities, per economists. Harris’s consistency on
abortion and gun control also stands out vs. Trump’s flips."
This is a drill. (Also, satire.)
Drill baby drill.
Was that not in fact fun?
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fact
For The Day.
Sunday, April 27, 2025
Fun Fact For The Day – Poxing Match
A
Pox By Any Other Name
April 27, 2025
Someone give that man some bleach to gargle.
Was that not in fact fun?
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fact
For The Day.
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