The Fog of W, Part 2

And now for the exciting conclusion of W: TF

Just stalling to give you time to miss me

March 24, 2015

From the pen of Ted Rall

Another Bush? What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Jeb is just the next Bush Cartel Dynasty member to step up and take what is rightfully his - whether by popular demand or Supreme Court fiat. Jeb’s grandfather, Prescott Bush helped finance Hitler’s dream of world domination, but sadly for him the Nazi regime was ultimately sent packing. Undeterred, the Bush family - bent on its own brand of world domination* - had to find some new powerful friends. And they did. The Bushes felt right at home with their oil-encrusted kindred spirits in Saudi Arabia - the House of Saud. What an unlucky coincidence that 15 of the 19 hijackers on 911 were Saudis, as was bin Laden (who previously worked for the CIA - as did Saddam Hussein). Exactly zero were Iraqis.

I love the taste of oil in the morning.

Is that what you use to color your beard and mustache?

I didn’t know y’all had oil in this neck of the woods. I never found any.

Jeb Bush recently said that he has little interest in discussing the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, which somehow started while his brother was president. The latest Bush to hurl himself onto the national political stage says he plans to run a joyful campaign focused on a positive vision of the future. He would have a difficult time doing any worse than his older brother…but I think he has a shot - he is after all, a Bush. Jeb says that he loves his father and idiot older brother adding, "I actually love my mother too. I hope that's okay," but that he is his own man. Then he announced his foreign policy team of advisors. 19 of the 21 people this independent thinker chose to counsel his independent thinking worked in the administrations of his father and/or brother. I think he meant to say that he is an owned man. Whichever may be the case, Jeb has the same relationship with facts and the English language as big brother George W.

Drunk? Stoned? Stupid? You make the call.

Jeb, in response to a reporter's question about his foreign policy speech said, "I won't talk about the past. I'll talk about the future. If I'm in the process of considering the possibility of running, it's not about re-litigating anything in the past. It's about trying to create a set of ideas and principles that will help us move forward." How nice for him. Baby Bush might not have noticed that this country remains in the midst of ‘re-litigating’ his big brother’s legacy every single day, as the mess brother George and his ventriloquist Cheney created continues to fester and threaten global peace and stability. Viva la Bush!

I remember Obama’s insistence on moving forward after taking over for Bush 43. And that is why we still have our most recent war criminals roaming free and showing up on Sunday morning political talk shows to tell us how we ought to behave.

*or perhaps it was always about dimination: the increasing stupidity of a society and/or interrelated societies as a result of influential morons in leadership positions - as in, the dimination of the United States and subsequently much of the civilized world will be seen as having been inevitable as history looks back on the Grand W. Bunch presidency.

One final nut note…

Jindal: A Sheep at the Wheel

When current presidential aspirant Bobby Jindal was asked to choose the best president since Ronald Reagan he responded, “Well obviously I think Ronald Reagan was the best…If I had to pick between those presidents, I think president [George W.] Bush because he did what I think was the biggest challenge.” Don’t forget, Jindal was a congressman from Louisiana during Bush’s spectacular handling of Hurricane Katrina. You know, when Bush was on one of his countless vacations, ignored Katrina for days and then did a fly-over. and when he finally got around to showing up  Jindal thinks very highly of the man who sat frozen and dumb (unable-to-speak-dumb, not intellectually-challenged-dumb…aw hell, who am I kidding - clearly it was both) after the worst attack on American soil happened ON HIS WATCH, then invaded the wrong country for reasons known only to Dick Cheney, then oversaw the worst financial collapse since the Great Depression and left office with the lowest approval rating since the Black Plague. Yeah that guy was the best president since Reagan. I guess Jindal loves Jeb’s brother as much as Jeb does. I wonder if Bobby J loves Barbara Bush as much as Jeb does…and “I hope that’s okay.”

I. Mangrey reporting. Vey.

UPDATE: Still no word yet whether Jeb will tap Dick Cheney to find him a running mate. Keep your fingers crossed, your powder dry, your head down and don't make any sudden bird noises.

The Fog of W

W: TF

Quagmire

March 19, 2015

My how time flies. It seems like only yesterday when team Cheney/Bush were asleep on the job - as warnings came from every corner of the globe (and since the globe -despite what people like Ted Cruz think - is round it has an infinite number of corners) - while a bunch of Saudis perpetrated the worst terror attack on American soil and then used this horrific event to launch their Dream War. But since nothing can deter the calendar from moving inexorably forward, here we are at the twelfth anniversary of the illegal invasion of Iraq on March 19, 2003, and this reporter cannot help but feel a bit nostalgic for the good old days. Add to this the heady prospect of another Bush (or Clinton) in the White House and you’ve got yourself one hell of a reason to party. Who could forget the weapons of mass destruction, I mean the ousting of ex-friend evil-doer Saddam Hussein, I mean the fight for the equality of Iraqi women, um... bringing democracy to the Middle East?…or whatever the hell the reason was for Operation Halliburton Greedom*? ?

As we see all around that region today, democracy in the Middle East is as plentiful as Saddam’s WMD in 2003. My guess is it’s buried in the sands of Syria, somewhere to the north, west, east and south of Saddam’s WMD. Good luck finding anything there. Former UN Secretary General, Kofi Annan recently said of the Middle East, “The…much more proximate cause of the instability we are witnessing today, was the invasion of Iraq in 2003.” To be fair, Annan was never a supporter of the illegal, ill-advised, poorly-carried-out invasion, so his assessment could be somewhat biased.

On March 23, 2003, just four days after having invaded Iraq, while he was still busy lying to the American public about the “need” for the invasion, George W. Bush told reporters, “If there is somebody captured, and it looks like there may be, I expect those people to be treated humanely...I expect them to be treated, the POWs, I expect to be treated humanely and uh, uh, just like we’re treating the prisoners we have captured humanely. If not, the people who have mistreated the prisoners will be treated as war criminals.” Where’s a mirror when you need one?

Iraqi prisoner being humanely treated at Abu Ghraib

“Those who make you believe absurdities can make you believe atrocities.”

Voltaire (1694-1778)

That same day the CIA was completing their 183^rd waterboarding of Kalid Sheik Mohammed. A few months later the International Committee of the Red Cross claimed that they had evidence that the US was holding people at black sites with no access to the Red Cross. I assume these secret prisoners were being treated and/or waterboarded humanely nonetheless. Hey we even treated those lazy prisoners to rectal feeding. What would you rather do, eat at McDonalds?

Two days later Secretary of Death and Destruction Donald Rumsfeld (Cheney’s mentor during the Nixon years), who Richard Nixon once called “a ruthless little bastard” said, "This war is an act of self-defence, to be sure, but it is also an act of humanity.... In recent days, the world has witnessed further evidence of their [Iraqi] brutality and their disregard for the laws of war. Their treatment of coalition POWs is a violation of the Geneva Conventions." Oh, the humanity!

We sentenced Japanese torturers to death for waterboarding American prisoners after World War II. The good news, according to Cheney’s hunting buddy Antonin Scalia, is that the Constitution does not appear to prohibit torture. When we do it. Scalia also wants you to ask yourself, “If we cannot have moral feelings against homosexuality, can we have it against murder?” Supreme Court Justice-for-life Antonin Scalia ladies and gentlemen - please tip your waitress and drive safely.

Do you know what an airplane is sir?

While debating Al Gore in 2000, candidate George W said, “I just don’t think it’s the role of the United States to walk into a country and say we do it this way, so should you.” That of course was several years before galumphing into Iraq, eyes closed and guns ablazing, and by both inference and deed, saying precisely to the Arab world, “We do it this way, so should you.” They’re doing it now. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

How can we forget you when your smell is everywhere?

And if you needed any further convincing of just how badly BushCo. screwed up over there, serial liar, all-around-sociopath and Fux News host Bill O'Reilly said on Tuesday night that the Iraq War was a "victory until President Obama mucked it up" by removing combat troops from Iraq. The removal of troops, as anyone who follows these sorts of things knows (or is just plain lying about), was based on the Status of Forces Agreement signed by one George W. Bush. If memory serves, he made this agreement before Obama was even elected to his first term – something George W. Bush will never be able to claim with any degree of truth. Muck you O’Reilly.

* Greedom: the unbridled ability of large, well-connected corporate entities or their ilk to do as they please, usually to the great detriment of the public at large.  Not to be confused in any way with FREEDOM and is not a typo.

I. Mangrey reporting. Oy.

To be continued…