General David "Really Did" Petraeus
March 5, 2015
When you think penis
problems in politics one man who leaps to mind is Anthony Weiner. Forget about Anthony
Weiner, all he did was take pictures of his penis. Stupid? Yes. Endangering national
security? No. Wiener is what is commonly referred to as a putz. He really only
hurt himself and his wife. Enter David Petraeus, who rose to
the rank of four-star general before becoming director of the CIA. Anthony Weiner
was just a narcissistic congressman who dreamed of being mayor of New York
City. He lost it all because he tweeted pictures of his pecker. Petraeus and his pecker gave away classified information
to his mistress. While he was head of the CIA.
Forget about Edward
Snowden, all he did was try to notify the American public of some very
questionable behavior by our government. Snowden is what is commonly referred
to as a whistle-blower. Whistle-blowers are supposed to have certain
protections. Otherwise everyone would just be following orders - and we all
know how that tends to play out.
Just like John Raines, who helped out J. Edgar Hoover's COINTELPRO and Daniel Ellsberg, who outed the Pentagon Papers, Ed Snowden committed an
act of patriotism and has spent almost two years in Russia trying to avoid
being tried for crimes against the United States under the Espionage Act. The Espionage
Act has been invoked sparingly up until Obama came along. Barack Obama has been
brutally harsh on whistle-blowers. Worse than George W. Bush - although two of
the cases prosecuted under Obama’s watch were inherited from Bush II. Maybe Obama’s just trying to look tough in the
eyes of those hounding him to stop being black and president at the same time.
Maybe he’s just a much bigger asshole than we imagine.
Edward Snowden,
thinking about coming home
It appears that what David
Petraeus did was much closer to treason than it was to whistle-blowing. The
Justice Department claims it does not target legitimate whistleblowers who
follow the rules, but cannot "sanction or condone federal employees who
knowingly and willfully disclose classified information to the media or others
not entitled to receive such information." I’m pretty sure the head of the
CIA would be considered a federal employee. And I’m pretty sure his mistress
was “not entitled to receive such information.” I wonder how the Commander in
Chief will respond to such behavior - especially from the many he appointed CIA
director. There was very likely some blowing taking place, but I seriously
doubt there was a whistle involved in Petraeus’s case.
Snowden’s transgression was
exposing crimes committed against the American people by our government...you
know, people like General David Petraeus. Petraeus was finally brought down
when his mistress,
Paula Broadwell, sent threatening e-mails to a woman she feared threatened her affair
with the general.
Petraeus and
Broadwell in happier times. Such a cute
couple. I’m sure
his wife was happy for them.
David Petraeus, after
giving what is described as highly classified information to his mistress, is
being allowed to cut a deal to avoid going to trial. He is ready to plead
guilty to “unauthorized removal and retention of classified material.” In exchange
the government won’t oppose his request to avoid prison, but will spank him
with a $40,000 fine. He will not have to hide out in Russia.
During his very brief
tenure as head of the CIA, Petraeus gave his mistress personal notebooks from his time as commander of coalition forces in Afghanistan, which “collectively
contained classified information regarding the identifies of covert officers,
war strategy, intelligence capabilities and mechanisms, diplomatic discussions,
quotes and deliberative discussions from high-level National Security Council
meetings… and discussions with the president of the United States.” According to the court papers the notebooks also contained “national
defense information, including top secret…and code word information” - the kind
of stuff someone like Edward Snowden would never have access to - clearly super
secret stuff.
You might also find
interesting the fact that Petraeus maintained his security clearance after
resigning in disgrace from the CIA. He still has it. Did I mention that Edward
Snowden is hiding in Russia for leaking stuff that was mostly unclassified? Apparently, even the fact that Petraeus lied to federal
investigators from his Langley office and is the defendant in a federal case has
not affected his standing in the military community. And those who are
outraged are keeping quiet since Petraeus is purported to have enough dirt on
enough highly placed individuals to keep him safe in perpetuity. The general has
conceded that he misled FBI investigators; Edward Snowden never lied to anyone.
Snowden is reportedly considering returning to the U.S. if he can receive a
fair trial. Maybe he can get some pointers on dealing with the American justice
system from Petraeus.
I’m sure the Republican’ts
will finally abandon their ridiculous Benghazi/Unicorn hunt and turn their
attention to this actual travesty. Or not. At least Snowden won an Oscar…sort
of.
I. Mangrey reporting. None of
this is classified.
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