Late Nite With I. Mangrey – Enjoy A Nice Healthy Slice Of Pie

Don't Just Take Our Word For It

January 28, 2026

We are proud to bring you Jonathan Pie…

We find Mr. Pie very relaxing

BONUS FUN

 

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Quick Thought For The Day – It’s The Epstein, Stupid

Release The Fucking Epstein Files

January 28, 2026

There is something about the

EPSTEIN FILES^*

that doesn’t get stated enough and should be shouted from every quarter every fucking day.

There is one person who promised for years, and who now has absolute control over what can and cannot happen to those files. Some of you might even be familiar with this special person: His name is Donald Epstein Trump…or something like that. He has had the authority to release all the files, which he ran on doing, since January 20, 2025 at one minute past noon. For those of you keeping score, that is now more than one year ago, Eastern Standard Time.

Fun fact: This Trump character signed into law the Epstein File Transparency Act, which stated that ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES must be released to the public by December 19, 2025. His administration is breaking the law every fucking day on this and countless other fronts. Lock. Him. Up.

Now.

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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be bad for old Fartenstein, because his flying monkeys are really working their little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the public in on it.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*

 

No Pearls, Just Swine  

January 28, 2026

“I don’t like any shooting. I don’t like it.”**
 Don Trump, January 25, 2026
in response to the killing of Alex Pretti by Trump’s ICE ICE

“Bullshit.”
I. Mangrey, January 25, 2026
in response to Trump’s blatant lie (see above)

“But I don’t like it when somebody goes into a protest and he’s got a very powerful, fully loaded gun with two magazines loaded up with bullets also. That doesn’t play good either.”
Don Trump, January 25, 2026
further response to the killing of Alex Pretti by Trump’s ICE ICE

“Bullfuckingshit.”
I. Mangrey, January 25, 2026
in response to Trump’s continued blatant lying (see above)

Kyle Rittenhouse
Pro-Trump racist vigilante murderer, seen here going into a protest
with a very powerful fully loaded gun. That didn’t play good either.

MAGA folk hero Kyle “Killer Crybaby” Rittenhouse insinuated himself into a protest with an assault rifle and ended up murdering two of the three people he shot. The protest was in response to the 2020 police shooting of Jacob Blake in the back. Multiple times. At point-blank range.

Trump refused to condemn Rittenhouse, claiming he was probably acting in self-defense. Rittenhouse had crossed state lines, armed and looking to engage where he had no business being. None. Trump met with him. Rittenhouse was acquitted.  

Everyone in the Trump administration who decided to spout sociopathic lies before Alex Pretti's body was cold, claimed Pretti was “brandishing a gun”. Pretti's gun was holstered until Trump's goons stole his gun then immediately executed him. Pretti was pinned to the ground, beaten by multiple goons and shot in the back ten times in five seconds. 

Trumpists know how to brandish a gun going into a protest.***
Someone should have told Alex Pretti how to do it right.

At least these fucking assholes had the good taste to leave their guns in a nearby hotel.
They brandished bear spray, bats, flag poles and shields they stole from police, who they beat.

And let’s not forget that Don actually also fucking said this about ensuring no one brought GUNS into his Bund rally and then to the Capitol just before inciting his cult to storm the Capitol and stage a coup:

“I don’t fucking care that they have weapons, they’re not here to hurt me.”
Don Trump, January 6, 2021

In reality, you know, the one caught on 1500% of the phones on the scene in Minneapolis, Alex Petti was clearly brandishing a phone. He wasn’t there to hurt anyone. All evidence clearly shows he was there to help. 

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*As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next four years. Sorry.
**Funny, he liked it just fine when he asked if the military could shoot peaceful protesters “in the legs”.
***When you’re a Trumpist  they let you do it.

This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.

Thought For The Day – The Times They Are A Sucking

There’s Only One Side To This Story

January 27, 2026

First, a word from our sponsor: RELEASE THE FUCKING

EPSTEIN FILES^*

ALREADY

Who says Dumbass Trump isn’t evolving?

When he started out, in response to white supremacists who supported him chanting Nazi slogans and carrying torches, with their treachery resulting in the death of a non-Nazi counter protester, Trump told us there were “very fine people…on both sides”.

Now, in response to peaceful protesters protecting their neighbors from white supremacists, now in the employ of Trump, we have very dead people…on one side.”

This time Trump really fucked up. His thugs did the unthinkable – they murdered two white people. That is something even many of his deplorables cannot abide.

These are the two of many whose names and faces we know.
Let us say their names.

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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be bad for old Fartenstein, because his flying monkeys are really working their little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the public in on it.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.
We never promised you a rose garden (not even one that's paved over).

Donny Does Davos

Donald And The Giant Piece Of Shit*

January 27, 2026

Donald thinks he sees Greenland in the audience

During his frighteningly incoherent and resoundingly vile speech at the Davos Economic Summit, one of Trump’s countless melted-brain-moments resulted in this oozing out of his mouth:

“We got great reviews, I can’t believe we got good reviews on that speech. Usually they say he’s a horrible dictator type person. I’m a dictator. But sometimes you need a dictator.”

FACT CHECK: No we fucking do not.

One Danish politician spoke directly to Dictator Don’s unrelenting threats to take possession of Greenland. European Parliament Member Anders Vistisen addressed Trump directly while speaking to the European Union's legislative body, saying, “Dear President Trump, listen very carefully. Greenland has been part of the Danish kingdom for 800 years. It is an integrated country. It is not for sale.”

Vistisen closed his message with:

“Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, Fuck off.”

FACT CHECK: Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Norway Or The Highway

Even though he now has his very own somebody else’s Nobel Peace Prize, D-Day Donald continues to whine about not winning the prize every time he opens his face sphincter, which is far too often. He just can’t stop complaining even though he got the coveted FAFO Peace Prize, or whatever the fuck it’s called.

Trump is now claiming that since Norway did not award him the Peace Prize, he would no longer be the King of Peace, and he would be taking over Greenland by hook or by crook. Forget the fact that Norway has nothing to do with Greenland. Forget the fact that the government of Norway has nothing to do with awarding any Nobel Prizes.

Trump griped, “Don’t let anyone tell you that Norway doesn’t control the shots, okay.” No, asshat, it’s not okay. He whined on, “It’s in Norway, Norway controls the shots.”

By that, let’s for the sake of argument call it logic, it follows that since Antifa is in the United States, Trump is the head of Antifa.

Thank you for your attention to this blather.

I yield my time.

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*Oops, that should have read ‘Donald Is The Giant Piece Of Shit. My bad.

I. Mangrey reporting. Release the Epstein Files already.

 

 

Art Of The Steal, Part 11,781

The Only Way To Stop A Good Guy With A Gun Is A Bad Guy With A Gun

January 27, 2026

“This is not immigration enforcement. What’s happening right now is not immigration enforcement. I am for immigration enforcement. I am for going after bad people, criminals in this country, that are in this country illegally. Like the rest of the country is. what is happening right now, is that this is a private army, essentially using taxpayer dollars for Stephen Miller and Donald Trump to punish blue cities.”
                                Sen. Ruben Gallego (D-AZ)

Alex Pretti was doing what he always did. He was helping a neighbor in distress. He ran to the aid of a woman who was thrown to the ground by masked thugs sent by Trump to cause mayhem and murder in Minnesota. Pretti was also exercising his First and Second Amendment rights to respectively, peacefully protest and keep and bear arms. Unfortunately, Trump’s Death Squad, continuing to ignore our laws, executed Pretti…because they can. 

Alex Pretti was shot ten times in five seconds. While pinned against the street by several ICE ICE psychopaths. 

But now, the real purpose of the occupation of Minneapolis is becoming clear. It’s not just about violently suppressing protest and shooting malcontents – not that the death squads have a problem with that.

This paramilitary operation is about terrorizing the citizenry into paralysis and silence. It is doing this in service to fucking with the midterm elections because Trump is scared shitless about getting crushed at the polls and adding one more impeachment to his rotting legacy. One of the demands of the Trump Department of No Justice Except For Trump, that Pam Bondi laid out seemed to come out of nowhere.

Bondi came up with a new condition if Minnesota wants Trump’s ICE ICE to stop terrorizing and executing its citizens. She wants access to Minnesota’s voter records, which will no doubt be used to purge the voter rolls of thousands, if not billions of Democratic voters, just as was done by Florida secretary of state Katherine Harris ahead of the stolen 2000 presidential election, which as much as anything signaled the end of democracy in America, when the Supreme Court illegally stopped the counting of ballots in Florida and by a 5-4 margin decided that George WTF Bush would be the 43 and worst president* in American history.

Bondi’s extortion letter said, in part

“Allow the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice to access voter rolls to confirm that Minnesota’s voter registration practices comply with federal law as authorized by the Civil Rights Act of 1960.”

Hey, isn’t the Civil Rights Act of 1960 the one the Criminal Supreme Court gutted the living fuck out of every way but Sunday a few years back? Isn’t that when Chief Injustice John Roberts, who had worked tirelessly for decades to reverse the Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act of 1965, informed us that racism in America was all over? Nothing to see here folks. Don’t worry, everything’s gonna be all white.

It has not been independently verified whether Bondi also warned that “We can do this the hard way or the ICE way. If we don’t get your voter rolls, we will simply have to execute these radical Democrat voters one-by-one. We will do what needs to be done to protect our president from voters illegally voting for candidates who have not pledged their unrelenting loyalty to the award having, strong, powerful and best looking President-for-life, Donald J. Trump, sir.”

Fuck You Masked Man

Trump’s ICE ICE preparing to execute another innocent American citizen

Statement from the family of Alex Pretti:

We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital… The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting… Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thankyou.

VA ICU nurse and good, now dead, Samaritan Alex Pretti

Also, Trump wants the American public to become accustomed to and afraid of his police state in the hopes of 1) becoming a real dictator, and 2) keeping people at home on election day.

Let’s make sure he does not get his wish, and let’s fuck him all the way to the Gates of Hell.

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* That is, until January 20, 2017.

I. Mangrey reporting.

Thought For The Day – Bang, Bang, We’re Dead

They Shoot Innocent Citizens, Don’t They?

January 26, 2026

“The pen is mightier than the sword, but no match for a gun.”
From The Beach Boys’ Student Demonstration Time

Thanks to Trump and his ICE ICE death squads it looks like the Second Amendment is in the process of murdering the First Amendment.

Never hurts to hear this one

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.
We never said it would be pretty.

Question For The Day – File Under Epstein

What’s In A Date

January 26, 2026

Trump was angry at Marge Taylor Greene for threatening to release the names of the villains in the Epstein Pedo-files. Marge reported that Damaged Don yelled at her, “My friends well get hurt.”* Yes, those are the real victims here.

The Epstein Files Transparency Act (EFTA) passed the House and Senate with only one braindead MAGAt dissenting, causing our convicted criminal and rapist president to begrudgingly sign it into law. You probably remember laws, right? You and I still have to obey them.

The Scab Four – Don’t they look cute, I mean guilty together?

EFTA required Trump’s Department of Justice For Trump and No One Else to release all, not some, but all, not just a few, but all, not just a tiny, tiny fraction, but all the Epstein Pedo-files by December 19. Not only did they purposely fail to release all the files, a week after the deadline passed we learned that they found another million documents they “didn’t know” they had. And a few days after that, they told us that million was actually 5.2 million. Did Trump have them stashed in the bathrooms at Mor-on-Lago with all his classified documents, which he presumably still has?

There must be some seriously damaging shit inundating those millions, some say billions or even gazillions of Epstein Pedo-files. Many people are saying that Trump’s name appears in those files more than any other word. Perhaps 10 or 20 or a billion million times, numbers no one has ever seen before. And what about Clarence Thomas? Does his name appear thousands of times? I’m just asking questions. Right? And what about Mike Johnson? Was he fucking dead sheep? Many people are asking about this. 

So, they have thus far actually released a fraction of one percent of the files. Odds are they will be finding millions more in the couch cushions no one wants to go near because, well you know why – JD Vance in the house.

Today’s Question For The Day:

Did the Epstein File Transparency Act specify what year?

Bonus Question:

How many Epstein files does it take to screw a president?

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*Put me down as a “Yes, please.”

This has been your Paying Attention™ Question For The Day.

So You Think You're Not A Nazi

January 26, 2026

No, Seriously

In case you didn't think Trumpers were Nazi enough to be compared to Nazis, well guess what the fuck

What no cool hat?  

Here, let me help you with that…

Naturally, it’s not just the upper echelons of our government who love to dabble in Nazi, someone had to elect these freaks. One such constituent, who shall remain brainless, set up a site to raise money for the poor, put-upon murdering piece of shit who executed Renee Nicole Good. This knuckle-dragger felt it necessary to include calling out “anti-American traitors like Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey (who is Jewish) fanning the flames of resistance” in his plea to raise what was over $1M almost immediately to help assuage what must have been overwhelming guilt elation at having snuffed out the life of an innocent mother who dared defend the Constitution against enemies domestic.

I. Mangrey pointing out the obvious.