Don't Let The War Hit
You On The Way Out
The Poor
Side Of Town
January 12,
2014
This week saw the fiftieth anniversary of President Lyndon
Johnson's first State of The Union address, during which he declared an
“unconditional war on poverty in America.” Some of you might be thinking, heck,
that doesn’t sound like a bad idea. At least it’s a
nice sentiment. Put me down as FOR it. And what do you know? It had its share
of success and programs begun under the banner of The War on Poverty continue
to provide critical assistance to Americans in need. And yes, somehow after
fifty years poverty stubbornly continues to menace countless among us. Federal
policies that actually helped level the playing field continue their uphill
battle. Twenty-four years after Johnson's declaration, President Ronald Reagan decided
he had a better idea. Reagan declared war on The War on Poverty lobbing this
brilliant salvo, “Friends, some years ago the federal government declared war
on poverty, and poverty won.”
This year Senator Marco Rubio (T-FL) used this fiftieth
anniversary of one of America’s prouder moments to first vote against extending
unemployment benefits, and then claim he has a better way to fight poverty. The
most amazing thing was his ability to get through the entire diatribe without
lunging for a drink of water. Not to be outdone the Republican’t chairman of
the House Ways and Means Committee proposed stopping unemployment benefits
altogether. There are many more examples of such brave and moral pronouncements
from our legislators, many of whom were blissfully complicit while George W.
Bush pillaged the national treasury and handed anything that wasn't nailed down
to the very wealthiest among us, playing no small part in the Great Recession from
which we are just now emerging over half a decade later…maybe. Today’s
Republican’ts remain resolute as ever in fighting the War on The War on
Poverty. Go Poverty!
Get a job ya little moocher.
Republican’ts of course oppose Social Security, Medicare,
Medicaid, a minimum wage, child labor laws, welfare, food stamps, public
education, school lunches, civil rights, abortion rights, voting rights -
anything that might help those unable to overcome circumstances beyond their
control. They will fight any attempt to provide government assistance to anyone
not already advantaged. They can only abide government handouts to large banks
and corporations and will fight for what they believe to the death…of the poor.
Oh, and 50% of Congress are millionaires. And the richest of them all is Darryl
Issa (R-YFKM), chairman of the House Oversight Committee. Filthy. Rich. Issa has busied
himself with creating phony scandals to investigate, none of them having
anything to do with moving the country forward in any way. He surely puts the con
in congress. Paul Ryan, who owes his success in part to government "handouts,"
says giving such help to anyone else has created a "poverty trap."
Why does Ryan hate himself?
There is one thing that can be used to level the economic
playing field, actually any playing field, that Republican’ts favor with every
bone in their bodies, including those in their cold dead hands. And that, my
fellow Americans, is GUNS. Yes, if you can’t get a decent paying job, can’t
afford food for your family, if your unemployment was cut off by wealthy
congressmen, get a gun. Not only can't they stop you, most of the people who
are keeping you from having jobs, money and food actually want you to have a
gun. You can just shoot your way to happiness and prosperity and simply claim
self-defense. This is Second Amendment territory. Start your well regulated
militia today. Even if it's a militia of one. Stand your ground. It's time to
declare war on the War On the War On Poverty. But don't fire until you see the
whites of their skin or the green of their backs.
I. Mangrey
reporting.
Thanks for
listening. Don't actually shoot anyone.
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