Schmuck Of The Day – Man, That’s Gross

And Now For Something Completely Stupid

May 4, 2024

Hey, guess which sniveling, sack-of-shit ignoramus anti-Semite is at it again.

Mentally defective Marjorie Taylor Greene – or EmptyG as we call her around here – spewed one of the most egregious antisemitic tropes of all time in excusing her fucking self from voting in favor of a House bill to curb her excusiasm…I mean antisemitism. She took time away from fondling Donald Trump’s cardboard likeness to embarrass herself beyond repair. As I always say, you go with your strengths.

Her stupid words, not mine:

“Antisemitism is wrong, but I will not be voting for the Antisemitism Awareness Act of 2023 (H.R. 6090) today that could convict Christians of antisemitism for believing the Gospel that says Jesus was handed over to Herod to be crucified by the Jews.”

This moldy old chestnut is essentially the sine qua non of modern-day antisemitism. This what Hitler used to launch his sales pitch for The Final Solution. And now Moscow’s spokesmonkey Marge is here to make sure this hate-and-genocide-inspiring trope stays alive. Apparently, those Jewish space lasers must have been made in China by the children who either couldn’t cut it in the i-Phone factory or didn’t fall out of windows. Or Marge would be a pillar of cinders by now.

EmptyG, seen here displaying her unrivaled class

Fortunately for just about everyone, that is a cardboard Trump Marge is fondling

Greene may say she thinks anti-Semitism is wrong, but she does not. Maybe she is unaware of what antisemitism is, or maybe she’s aware of what it is, but since she is unable to put two and two together and come up with four, she might just be too incredibly stupid to know she is in fact a flaming anti-Semite. Which really sucks for her since the guy they call Jesus (if he in fact existed, which has by no means ever been proven) was a dyed-in-the-wool Jew. Born a Jew. Lived as a Jew. Died a Jew. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Ladies and gentlemen, EmptyG here may talk like an idiot and

look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. She really is an idiot.

To be fair, it’s not entirely Marge’s fault. She has, as my sixth-grade teacher Charles O. Slugg, was fond of saying to a number of his students, she has “the brains of a dead rat.”*

Anyway, I’ve devoted more than enough time to this dung heap with legs.

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*Actual quote from a real person.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Fuck yeah.

On This Day In History:

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