Friday, April 3, 2026

Schmuck Of The Day – Toad Blanche

You Got That Right Dumbass

April 3, 2026

“Everybody’s afraid that the next administration, if we don’t win, we’re all gonna be investigated and indicted. Think about that. This is not a Third World country. This is America, and the existing administration is afraid they’re gonna get indicted.”
                             
Todd Blanche*, March 28, 2026

Well, first of all, maybe you should have fucking thought about that before, or at least while you were breaking so many laws. Second of all, are you somehow able to talk shit while you’re in a coma?


The short list of Trump’s perceived enemies he wants locked up or executed

So, you’re worried that the next administration, when you don’t win, will investigate and indict all of you for all the criminal shit you’re doing? Even after the administration you serve has smeared, subpoenaed, indicted and/or brought spurious charges against countless political enemies for no fucking reason? Do I have that right? Feel free to begin shitting your pants as the Blue Wave bears down on your sorry asses.

In related news, Attorney General Scam Bondi has been tossed out on her belligerent, bellicose, bullshitting behind. She will not be missed and will surely be replaced by someone much more competent like Markwanyebob Mullin or Matt Gaetz, or Janine Pirro or a 20-year-old Twinkie. It’s probably a good thing Kristi Noem got sent to Siberia, or whatever her new assignment is, or Bondi might have been escorted to a nearby gravel pit.


Bondi’s official portrait, one day after getting the axe

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*Former personal criminal attorney for Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump (who won 34 felony convictions for his client), now acting U.S. attorney general (though still, in his mind, Trump’s personal attorney) after the firing of Scam Bondi via social media. Blanche also spent quality time with Ghislaine Maxwell days before the convicted child sex trafficker and partner-in-crime of Trump’s great friend Jeffrey Epstein got transferred to a cushy “prison” against federal prison rules, where she was allowed to have time with a puppy, which you know she is sexually abusing.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Schmuck on!

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