Art For Fuck's Sake

One Nation Under Duress
May 11, 2012

One Nation Under Socialism

The subtle stylings of Jon McNaughton have recently been plunged into public awareness thanks to well-known art lover and impresario Sean Hannity.  Hannity gushed about purchasing one of the painter's pieces (shown above) during an interview with the artist.  The factually and intellectually challenged Fux News entertainer bemoaned the fact that he probably couldn’t afford the piece he really wanted, which apparently won Sean's heart and "mind" due to its size.  Many in the culturally deprived masses are unaware that one of the most important criteria in assessing the quality of a painting is its area (no, not the location where it was created, like a fine wine, but the area: length x width); contrary to popular opinion weight is not considered at all relevant to those in the know.  The other key factor is whether or not any of the paint got on the carpet or furniture.

One Nation Under God

The very large One Nation Under God (above) shows incredible likenesses of wax figures of many, what I can only assume to be people, including a Supreme Court justice on his knees in tears over the thought of Jesus handling the Constitution.  We also see Abraham Lincoln doing an impression of Al Jolson while a young boy points out a typo in what I'm guessing is the resurrected Constitution wielded by Jesus who is in what appears to be the only pose McNaughton believes anyone holding the Constitution can assume.  One cannot escape McNaughton's clear message that Jesus and Obama are one.

McNaughton's talents are now being heralded as rivaling the likes of other conservative giants in the art and entertainment fields such as Dennis Miller, Hank Williams III, Victoria Jackson, Herman Cain and Ted Nugent.  McNaughton denied reports he has begun his largest work to date rumored to be titled: Rush Limballoon.

Reported by Ed Venture for Paying Attention