I Hope They Stay Until The Job Is Done
Egypt, Egypt
September 14, 2013
Members of
Congress often travel to foreign countries to increase their profile, to be
seen as movers and shakers. It's not uncommon for them to rush to the scene of
newsworthy events, sometimes because they have an interest in the outcome, but
more often because it makes them look and feel important. Sometimes the
president will send one or more Senators or Congressmen in his stead to show America
cares, or for fact-finding purposes. More often than not they just go because they
want to or because they can, or occasionally to play golf or to cheat on their
wives.
For example,
it might be good to have Rep. Keith Ellison visit the Middle East since he is
not Caucasian and he is a Muslim. Maybe he has a certain level of understanding
of their culture that others might be missing. Or maybe John McCain, who still
thinks he's the real president, will just take it upon himself to buddy up with
"freedom fighters" in Libya or opposition leaders in Syria to show he
da man. Then he can return home and tell the nation he knows what-up and that
we'd better start a war in whatever country he just visited or else the United
States is doomed. That's just the way he rolls. McCain never met a war he
wouldn't start.
Just the
other day a trio of Congressthings showed up in Egypt to hold a press
conference. To call this ménage-a-twits Three Stooges would be insulting to
stooges everywhere, especially the three we know and love. This tiresome threesome,
from the land that brains forgot, spoke to what could only be perceived as an
empty room, for fifteen minutes. All three clearly have IQs in the triple
digits, it's just that there's a decimal point before those digits. You may not
be familiar with all three, but they are well known and respected in the circles
within which they move. And they do move in circles, like lobotomized hamsters
unable to stop running on the wheel until their little hearts explode.
King,
Bachmann, Gohmert
Michele
Bachmann (R-MN), Steve King (R-IA) and Louie Gohmert (R-UF'ing Kidding Me) assured
the Egyptian people military that they would lend their inestimable
support to the blossoming dictatorship. Speak-no-real, See-no-real and
Hear-no-real stated their certainty that this military takeover will lead to
the type of democracy envisioned by Thomas Paine and Thomas Jefferson, and
presumably by Thomas' English Muffins, all of whom (with the exception of the
muffins) were quoted by Gohmert. He also compared the man now running Egypt, Gen. Abdel
Fattah al-Sisi, to George Washington. During
his time at the microphone Steve King babbled incoherently, as is his wont, and
flashed a copy of the Constitution that he carries "in his pocket every day
he wears a jacket" to the unseen and apparently stunned-into-absolute-silence
Egyptian audience. What is in the tea these people are
drinking?
King, Bachmann, Gohmert in the eyes of most
Americans
Michele
Bachmann opened up the festivities, sporting her best deer-in-the-headlights
look. The girl genius (IQ: .003) opened with, “My name is Michele Bachmann; I’m
a member of the United States Congress from the United States of America.”
Bachmann added, "We see the threat that the Muslim Brotherhood has posed
around the world. We stand against this great evil, we are not for them. We remember
who caused Nine-one-one in America. We know who killed three thousand brave
Americans. We have not forgotten." Interesting. I remember when she
thought it was Iraq, even though everyone with a whole-number IQ knew it was Saudis…and
calls it Nine-eleven. Bachmann personally guaranteed her support for the
Egyptian military as long as she serves in the United States Congress in the
United States of America. An interesting choice of words since she has
announced her immanent retirement, presumably to spend more time with her
attorneys. Bachmann currently labors under a nimbus cloud of investigations and
a tsunami of stupid.
King, Bachmann, Gohmert, sans make-up
After all
three had finished scaring the hell out of everyone in the Middle East and most
of the Americans in the United States of America, Bachmann asked for questions
from the "audience" and then responded to the continued silence by
asking and answering "one question that has come forward again." I’m
sure these three balloon animals airheads came across to the Egyptian
people like the teacher in the Peanuts TV specials. I wish they sounded that
way to me, but I can still make out the words.
The Definition of Insanity
Things don't
get a heck of a lot better when you get the whole House of Representatives of
the United States in the United States of America together. Two hundred and
thirty Republican't members of Congress voted to repeal Obamacare this week.
This is the forty-first time these yahoos have voted to kill Obamacare.
Forty-one times. Failing each time. If at first you don't succeed try, try,
try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try,
try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try,
try, try, try, try, try, try again. And expect a different result.
You just
can't make this stuff up folks.
I. Mangrey reporting.
Thanks for listening. Making this
stuff up invited.
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