The Rube That Came In From The Cold

Shooting Off Her Mouth Again, But Not In a Good Way

Indianapolis, Indiana

April 28, 2014

With all the recent hullabaloo over racially ignorant statements from stupid white people it’s easy to forget there are other ways to be incredibly pathetic. That’s why we have Sarah Palin, who just dares us over and over to keep kicking her around. The ever lovely and talented hateful and twisted Ms. Palin addressed the NRA’s annual meeting in Indianapolis this past Saturday. She waxed moronic about how things would be different if she was president, including a blissfully ignorant ode to waterboarding, or as it is known across the world and by most Americans, including the nitwit responsible for Palin ever leaching out of the Alaskan wilderness, John McCain - TORTURE.

Sarah Palin attempts to use her “brain” to form words

First Palin had to get in touch with her inner paranoiac over the imaginary assault on the ever-misinterpreted Second Amendment and all that it doesn’t actually stand for, “See, our patience is running thin. It’s being teased and tempted by some intellectual elite in some far distant capital wanting us to abandon even the ideas of the American Revolution." I understand why she hates intellectuals, but where is this far distant capital of which she squeaks? 

She Just Can’t Get Enough of Herself

America’s Biggest Loser was on one of her countless liberal-bashing jags when her mouth began to swerve out of control, “I do have to apologize for that. I am sorry. Not all intolerant, anti-freedom, leftist liberals are hypocrites. I'm kidding, yes they are. And they are not right. The policies that poke our allies in the eye and coddle adversaries instead of putting the fear of God in our enemies. Come on! Enemies who would utterly annihilate America. They obviously have information on plots to carry out jihad. Oh, but you can’t offend them, can’t make them feel uncomfortable, not even a smidgen. Well, if I were in charge, they would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.” 

Now unless I’m missing something, the insipid ex-half-term-governor of Alaska, who bailed on her constituents to avoid quitting by staying on the job, just lobbed a heaping pile of disrespect on the United States Department of Justice, International Law and Jesus H. Christ all in one memorable phrase. When asked the following day if she stood by her remarks, the Empty One chirped, “Would I make it again? Why wouldn’t I, yeah, absolutely. Terrorists who want to annihilate Americans, innocent Americans, our children – whatever it takes to stop them. If I were in charge, I’d be stoppin’ em.” At least she didn’t finish with, “'I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro.”

I. Mangrey reporting.

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