Citizens (United) Gone Wild
Wa$$hington, DC
April 4,
2014
What a
surprise. Five wealthy white men (yes I'm including Uncle Thomas) once again
decided to call money "free speech." Chief Justice Roberts, author of
the decision said, "Spending large sums of money in connection with
elections does not give rise to quid pro quo corruption, nor does the
possibility that an individual who spends large sums may garner influence over
elected officials." Because that just never happens, except for almost
always. This would all be so much easier to talk about with a profanity-laden
screed, but I'll try to keep it clean. No promises though.
Citizens
United just wasn't enough. Who needs spending limits on electioneering? If you
don't have enough money to fund and influence politicians, then stop being so poor.
It's really just that simple. Now with the latest ruling in McCutcheon v. FEC, the
$upreme Court has heroically protected the free speech of the less than 600
individuals who gave the maximum allowable amount in 2012, but want to give
more. Why do they want to give more money to elect certain politicians? For
democracy! Certainly not to put people who will do their bidding. Perish the
thought. Thomas Paine can finally rest in peace.
Uncle
Thomas, the Harpo Marx of the Court, just couldn't hold back this time. He didn't
think the decision went far enough. Old Clarence, usually as silent a deadly
fart, let us know in no uncertain terms that he believes there should be no
limits whatsoever on donations to politicians. He wants even more money buying
of elections…you know, One Dollar, One Vote. America’s richest 1% controls 40%
of the nation’s wealth; shouldn’t they logically control 40% of the nation’s
political process? Or 90%? It's called logic people. It's all about free speech.
Very expensive free speech. I'm sure you agree that $123,000 isn't enough for a
civic-minded individual to inject into the political vein. And after all,
freedom's just another word for nothing left to buy.
The so-called
liberals on the court, three of whom (Ginsburg, Breyer and Sotomayor) happen to
be the wealthiest members of this most elite of clubs, railed against the
latest attempt to stamp out democracy once and for all. They foolishly based
their dissenting opinion on something they call The Constitution. Nobody
believes that thing anymore, hell, it was printed on hemp.
Apparently
justice is not just blind; it’s also morally bankrupt and fatally ignorant. The
First Amendment was not meant to be something you buy by the pound…or the
dollar.
TO BE
CONTINUED…
I. Mangrey reporting.
Thanks for listening.
Shamefully huge contributions invited.
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