Happy Fortieth Resignation Day
August 8, 2014
To his credit, hardly anyone believes Nixon was involved in
either of the Kennedy assassinations, even though without these two murders Nixon
never would have been president. And, in all fairness, to this day nobody
thinks he was actually on the Grassy Knoll at Dealey Plaza in November 1963.
Wishing you and yours all the best during this brief, fun-filled anniversary celebration of finally-not-having-Dick-Nixon-to-kick-around-anymore, Paying Attention presents this timeless American classic IN TECHNICOLOR.
Ed Venture
Managing Editor
In 2006 I stumbled across a bit of this very old, well-know
verse that I thought would be fun to share with everyone at this special time
of year. It’s an age-old seasonal ditty
and this being the eve of my favorite American holiday and all. I’m not sure I remembered all of the words
correctly but I’ve rendered them to the best of my recollection, and I may have
been overzealous and inadvertently added a few verses that didn’t exist at
all. But, it’s full of holiday magic and
joy – a favorite of children and adults throughout the ages, so read it to your
children and grandchildren and keep this patriotic American tradition
alive. Now without further ado, in honor
of August 8-9, 1974, a moment in history, which our Founders would surely have
savoured, I bring you…
Twas
the night before Resignation
Twas the night before Resignation,
when all through the house
Richard Nixon was cornered, like a trapped diseased mouse.
His burglars had screwed it tho they burgled with care,
His cover-up in ruins, soon the end would be there.
The Congress were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of impeachment danced in their heads.
Sam Irvin with his gavel, exposed all the crap,
And roused our democracy from a long winter’s nap.
So all o’er the land there arose such a clatter,
Even the public could see what was the matter.
And there it was every day on TV like a flash,
Then everyone knew the president was trash.
It was hard to imagine this crook being regal
Tho he said, “If the president does it then it is not illegal.”
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But his lies all exposed and the end of his career.
A great day for democracy, it happened so quick,
What could be worse than that horrid old Dick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And all those were sentenced and each one by name!
"Now Haldeman! now, Erlichman! now, Mitchell and Dean!
On, Colson! On, Liddy!, oh my what a scene!
They all came a tumbling from the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
Richard Nixon was cornered, like a trapped diseased mouse.
His burglars had screwed it tho they burgled with care,
His cover-up in ruins, soon the end would be there.
The Congress were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of impeachment danced in their heads.
Sam Irvin with his gavel, exposed all the crap,
And roused our democracy from a long winter’s nap.
So all o’er the land there arose such a clatter,
Even the public could see what was the matter.
And there it was every day on TV like a flash,
Then everyone knew the president was trash.
It was hard to imagine this crook being regal
Tho he said, “If the president does it then it is not illegal.”
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But his lies all exposed and the end of his career.
A great day for democracy, it happened so quick,
What could be worse than that horrid old Dick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And all those were sentenced and each one by name!
"Now Haldeman! now, Erlichman! now, Mitchell and Dean!
On, Colson! On, Liddy!, oh my what a scene!
They all came a tumbling from the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
‘Tis the eve of impeachment –Oh
please just once more
So much fun to be had, who knows what’s in store,
This appointed dry-drunk liar with his head up his butt.
Must be ripped from the Peoples’ House and his prison door shut.
Yes we did it one time not so long ago
Said it couldn’t be done, well how could we know.
Who knows what can happen when clear thinking rules,
Maybe we can get rid of this new batch of fools.
It’s that time of the season, to excise George the king,
The land of the free and that sort of thing.
And I say to you all, Power To The People, Out Of Sight,
More Impeachment to all, and to all a good-night!
So much fun to be had, who knows what’s in store,
This appointed dry-drunk liar with his head up his butt.
Must be ripped from the Peoples’ House and his prison door shut.
Yes we did it one time not so long ago
Said it couldn’t be done, well how could we know.
Who knows what can happen when clear thinking rules,
Maybe we can get rid of this new batch of fools.
It’s that time of the season, to excise George the king,
The land of the free and that sort of thing.
And I say to you all, Power To The People, Out Of Sight,
More Impeachment to all, and to all a good-night!
Thanks Ed, that was a treat as always. I hope you don’t mind
if I add a verse or two for today’s holiday season…
Once more it’s
that season, now Obama’s the one
New Impeachers are restless, and each has a gun.
They are angry and senseless, and each one is White
New Impeachers are restless, and each has a gun.
They are angry and senseless, and each one is White
No need for good reason, they just
want to fight.
So let’s
watch in amusement, as they trip o’er their tongues
As they
sputter and spew and expel from their lungs,
All the hot air and spittle, all the
BS and blight,
Keep it up silly Crackers, and to all a good-night!
Keep it up silly Crackers, and to all a good-night!
One more thing before we sign off - this classic from the
late, great Gil Scott-Heron
I. Mangrey
reporting.
Thanks for listening. I am not a crook.
I thought of you today as I know this is your favorite holiday.
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Correction: I was at that concert as well. It was actually the opening act, the band Orleans, that announced the resignation, and broke into song. larryklein818@gmail.com
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