On The Road
February 21, 2016
Marco Rubio squirmed into second place in South Carolina by
the slimmest of margins. He rivaled Cruz for a far-behind-the-also-ran. Rubio
has now won all three primaries by not coming in first. In honor of his showing
I will talk about the other two candidates atop the Field of Screams.
Chrump’s Comb-Around
Having taken spray “tanning”, the comb-over and presidential
primaries to unimagined places, Donald Chrump continues to crush the
competition like the Hulk traipsing through an ant colony. He next takes his
quest for perpetual public attention on to Las Vegas.
His latest act of hatred and sheer dishonesty came at the
expense of Barack Obama having chosen not to disrupt the funeral of Antonin
Scalia by meeting privately with the wife and son of the recently departed
jurist. Knowing no bounds, Chrump’s ignorance saw him tweet, “I wonder if
President Obama would have attended the funeral of Justice Scalia if it were
held in a Mosque.”
How
do you think we feel?
Another of Trump’s new inspirational messages is that he will bring back waterboarding
and techniques that are ‘‘so much worse’’ and ‘‘much stronger’’ once he is president. Chrump lied, ‘‘Don’t tell me it
doesn’t work – torture works. Okay, folks? …Believe me, it works. Okay?’’ And he called Ted Cruz a “pussy” for not loving torture enough. I feel
certain that waterboarding will become a national pastime if Mr. Chrump is
elected. I intend to try it on myself at that point. At least Chrump won’t be appointed by the Supreme Court now that Scalia has permanently recused himself and there are only eight justices.
The Truth, The Whole Truth And Mostly Lies
Asked if he ever lied to the
American people, congenital liar Chrump replied, “I don’t lie, I mean I don’t
lie. In fact, if anything, I’m so truthful that it gets me in trouble, OK? They
say I’m too truthful. And, no I don’t lie. I don’t lie. I’m self-funding my
campaign. I tell the truth.” I’m pretty sure being overly truthful is not the
primary issue that has gotten him into trouble. Yes he is a little too honest
about his bigotry, but hey, lots of Americans apparently love that kind of
talk. But I happen to believe it is the bigotry itself (among countless other
things) that has caused trouble for the Orange One. That and the fact that he
has been caught lying far more than he has been caught telling the truth.
“If you trust me with your
vote,” says Cruz in
the Nevada ad, “I will fight day and night to return full control of Nevada’s
lands to its rightful owners, its citizens.” He might not have added, “I will
help Nevada or any other state to secede from the Union if they so desire. We must
throw off the yoke of this oppressive government I want you to let me lead. Except
New York I will have nothing to do with those heathens. God bless me and God
bless the United States of America. I have spoken.”
The Wizard of Cruz: Pay
no attention to that scam behind the curtain.
Cruz recently whined, “One of the problems of Barack Obama
and Hillary Clinton’s foreign policy and sadly too many establishment
Republicans in Washington is they focus on issues unrelated to protecting this
country. They focus on nation building; they focus on toppling governments to
promote democracy and it ends up undermining our national security.” This of
course describes nothing so well as it does the neocon/Bush/Cheney legacy in
the Middle East. Yes, Obama has continued too much of this horrific nonsense,
but can you imagine what this slime
ball would do from the Oval Office? Please don’t try. I’m sorry I even brought
it up.
Cruz crisscrosses the country.
I. Mangrey tickling the keys.
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