Who Couldn’t Have Guessed That?

The Mighty Q

April 17, 2021

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Who Couldn’t Have Guessed That?

Today on Who Couldn’t Have Guessed That? we have it on good authority that the societal arsonist formerly known as Q, who has been seeding the cuckoo clouds of crazytown with malicious, malignant malarkey, the lord and master of Qanon, is not a Washington insider with top-level security clearance, charged with saving the world for Donald Turmp after all.

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Somehow, the nutbag plastering insane conspiracy theories across notorious right wing internet sites is as real as the non-existent basement under the Washington, DC pizza parlor where Hillary Clinton, Tom Hanks, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and of course George Soros, house their baby-eating/child sex trafficking ring. (As an aside, I can’t imagine the sex trafficking side of the operation could be very successful if these cannibals are eating all the product before it can get to market, but then, I’m no businessman. Or a baby-eater.)

No, the all-powerful Q, who has consistently predicted all manner of shocking events that never materialized in the slightest, is Ron Watkins, just another racist, neo-fascist clown with a psychotic imagination and a computer. Pay no attention to that man behind the keyboard. Most people do not pay him any attention. Unless they are part of the so-called Q army and therefore completely gullible gumballs-for-brains. Immune to facts. Unacquainted with reality. And just who is Watkins? Nobody. Nothing. A pathetic parasite.

Millions of equally pathetic people – not just American idiots as it turns out, but intentionally underinformed, mentally deficient cretins the world over – ready to buy into insane conspiracy theories. Mostly in the name of white supremacy. One after the other of these fabricated delusions came into existence as, and was ultimately exposed for all to see, utter bullshit. God’s factory seconds are ready to believe anything but that which makes actual sense based on available information. And now it turns out – Surprise, surprise! – that Q himself is some douchey dipshit. A fraud. Fake Qs. And probably not even the original Q. Whatthefuckever.

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