Broken News – No-Brainers Edition

No Added Artificial Intelligence

May 22, 2023

As you know, the MAGA crowd is anti-science or progress – among so many other things that people whose IQs do not begin with a decimal point find meaningful, useful, and often integral to life in the real world.

MAGAts naturally fear and distrust artificial intelligence. This of course is a no brainer since they are vehemently opposed to intelligence of any kind. And because they have no brains. Their unbridled fear of smart people causes them to soil their undergarments on a daily basis.

The Lyin’ King – all artificial, no intelligence

These are the same people who embrace trans fats, which are killing many of them, but are apoplectic over trans people who are not hurting anyone.

These are the same people who cosplay in tactical military gear for an insurrection, but are scared to death of someone dressing up as a member of the opposite sex for entertainment purposes (or any other purpose for that matter).

They are pitching a life-and-death struggle against “wokeness” because being woke is about being less stupid and hateful, and therefore a threat to all they hold dear and sacred. Being woke is about thinking it and paying it forward. The MAGAts prefer to keep their brains idling…or floored in reverse.

They are too stupid to understand that Antifa is short for anti-fascist, constantly describing Antifa as fascists. Pot, allow me to introduce my good friend, Kettle.

They think the gun lobby is where you wait when you want to mow people down with assault weapons as they enter a school, church, bar or workplace.

Unsatisfied by their staggering level of natural idiocy, they incessantly fight against any form of intelligence – natural or artificial. What they really want is artificial idiocy. All of their news sources traffic in it. All their political heroes wallow in it. They are proud of their abject ignorance and they will fight to the death to increase the level of ignorance by any means necessary.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled disbelief.