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May 7, 2023

Hey, you got governors in my gun legislation! Hey, you got bullets in my governor!

Two weeks ago, Puny puke of a governor Ron DuhSantis signed a permitless gun carry bill into what passes for law. To say that this was done on the heels of another mass gun murder in America is a bit disingenuous. The reason being the fact that there is a mass gun murder on average of more than one per day, thanks to the yeoman-like work of the fascist, bloodthirsty GOP – the Gun Obsessed Perverts. Everything in America now happens on the heels of a deadly mass shooting.

In a brazen attempt to showcase their unrivaled hypocrisy, the Utah GOP is banning guns from its state convention where Ron DuhSantis will give the keynote speech this summer. Hey, what about the Second Fucking Amendment? Why do Utah Ratpublicans hate our freedoms? Don’t they want to have the possibility of a shooting gallery to show how much they love America?

Meanwhile, Back In The Shitshine State…

So Floridians, who probably comprise the highest number of nut-jobs per capita nationally, are now allowed to carry concealed weapons with no permit. This of course renders meaningless the idea of learning how to use a weapon of easy mass murder. Or learning why maybe why shooting might not be the best first-choice for interacting with other people, or why it might not be appropriate to use at all.

This heinous bill was signed behind closed doors, with the NRA, gun rights activists, and legislative leaders present. This despite the recent poll taken by the University of North Florida, in which 77% of those responding were somewhat or strongly opposed to permitless carry legislation. A government of, by, and for the NRA. No parents of murdered Florida children were invited to the surreptitious, cowardly signing.

Firearms are one of the few products that are exempt from federal consumer product safety regulations. America first! Americans last!

But Here’s A Thought… 

The vaunted, sacred, immutable Second Amendment, even if you are of the opinion that only the last 14 words are of any consequence, there is nothing in that holy fucking writ providing the right to fire the arms one might happen to be keeping or bearing. Neither does the amendment says anything about the right to keep and bear bullets. 

It is time to exploit the bullet loophole. 

Bob Marley & the Wailers – Johnny Was

I. Mangrey reporting.

Tune in next time for moron…I mean more on guns in America.