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MAGA Mike – Not Just Anti-Choice, But Anti-Contraception
November 6, 2023
As Americans
desperately try to find out who and what the fuck Speaker of the House Mike
Johnson is, a new documentary cobbled together by the entertainment department
at Paying Attention™ is hitting the streets at this very moment.
Mike and his ilk are
unwaveringly, unrelentingly, mercilessly pro-fetus. They are anti-science, anti-woman,
anti-child, but boy do they love them some fetus. Some day soon, mark my words,
probably somewhere in Mississippi, or Alabama, or Florida, one of them will
marry one.
It is no secret that
most members of the Fascist/Trump Party love the unborn infinitely more than
the care about the already born. They absolutely despise the vast majority of
people who are born. They give not even a fraction of a fuck about people of color,
women of any color, anyone who has a “non-traditional” thought about sex or
gender, or anyone making less than seven figures. But just try and lay a finger
on anything inside a womb, and they will shoot you dead on the spot. Or at
least that is what they would like to do, and don’t kid yourself, they are
already hard at work drafting legislation to make that completely legal.
MAGA Mike loves him some fetus:
Just don’t make the mistake of being born while he’s around
Look What’s Talking
One thing we do know about MAGA Mike is that he got his job by the grace of Trump who made five babies with three wives. Johnson’s lips may be moving, but his words are Trump’s (except for all the whacko, cherry-picked, misinterpreted, Christo-fascist garbage). Trump likely cannot even spell Bible. The only time he ever touched a Bible other than putting his greasy little paw atop one while being sworn in, he was holding it upside-down and using it as a cynical prop.
His lips can move, but his brain is wood
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled screaming into a pillow.
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