Udder
Nonsense
April 6, 2026
As of this moment,
America’s syphilitic douchebag of a president has given Iran less than 24 hours
to live – threatening to blow up power plants and bridges and send them “back
to the Stone Age” at 8:00 PM Eastern if Iran does not re-open the Strait of
Hormuz, which Trump likely believes has something to do with bovine prostitutes.
Trump was overheard whining to JD Vance, “I don't know why
everyone keeps going on about whore moos. I was nowhere near that cow. She's
not even my type - a six, at best. I don't even do cows. Plus, I paid her. And I’m
more of a sheep guy.”
Thanks to the fine folks at
South Park for providing this priceless image.*
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*When a Democrat is elected president, if we have elections again, he or she
should replace Trump’s official portrait with this image.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.
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