The
Land Previously Occupied By Absolutely No White People
April 21, 2013
Not that it's anything new, unless you're Rand Paul, who
recently made a splash trying to educate a room full of black college students
about the history of black people in America, but Republican'ts just can't seem
to hide their true nature when their mouths are open. For his part, Paul tried
to ignore Republican'ts' rich history of racial prejudice towards blacks by
insisting that the Republican'ts were still the party of Lincoln and
emancipation, and always have been. Paul apparently missed several decades
that began with the Sixties and blamed the Democrats for all the racial
problems this country has had, though his audience seemed less than impressed
with Paul's, shall we say, creative rendition of American history. To be fair,
Rand Paul probably doesn't believe that Native Americans or dinosaurs ever
existed, and probably thinks the Second Amendment protects guns from people.
What
Would You Expect From The Party That Hates The Earth
The Republican'ts are desperately trying to run from
their anti-minority position, which with any luck, will relegate them to
perpetual also-rans as America becomes less white and less intolerant. It's not
that they realize they have to like or even accept non-white Americans, it's
that they recognize they only need to con just a small percentage of them into
voting Republican't in order to stand a chance of ever getting back into the
White House. Let's see how that's going so far.
Rand Paul's pathetic attempt to con his black audience
into going Republican't came little over a week after Rep. Don Young (R-AR) said,
“My father had a ranch; we used to hire fifty to sixty wetbacks to pick
tomatoes.” That apparently was the just the opening salvo in what is likely to
be a donnybrook of the latest chapter of Stupid Things White Republican'ts Say.
This
Just In From Klansas
Recently, Saline
County, Kansas
county commissioner, Jim Gile argued that his county should hire an architect
to design repairs to local bridges instead of "nigger-rigging it." His
first attempt to repair his own infrastructure was to change the offending phrase
to "Afro-Americanized." Another white colleague of Gile's insisted
"there is not a racist bone in his body." The tongue of course is not
a bone. Gile said, "I had it (jury-rigged) on my brain and this came out. It
was a bad choice of words. I'm sorry." Gile later added, "I am not a
prejudiced person. I have built Habitat homes for colored people." Apparently
Gile, who will likely get a slot at the 2016 Republican national convention, is
indeed a good person, so we'll have to cut him some black slack.
At Least He Didn't Mention The Horns
Oklahoma State Rep.
Dennis Johnson (R), co-majority leader of the state House of Representatives
and a small business owner, was arguing in favor of legislation to repeal
Oklahoma's 70-year-old law prohibiting retailers from selling goods for less
than 6 percent above cost. Johnson favored the repeal because some customers
"might try to Jew me down on a price." Johnson quickly realized his mistake once he was signaled
by someone off camera that what he said was offensive. He recovered with
great speed and aplomb saying, "I apologize to the Jews. They're good
small businessmen as well." There are no Jewish members
of the Oklahoma legislature…what a surprise.
I'm sure things will even out now that Republican'ts can
go back to slamming Mormons again.
I.
Mangrey reporting.
Thanks for listening. Responsible epithets invited.
It's unreal. They will keep digging this hole, tho. They are CONVINCED that "people will see the facts our way", and that Bobby Jindal et al will fall in line. The best part is, Jindal himself has said "let's stop the moron stuff, guys". Or Michael Steele, who's pointed out the party's race issues. Or JC Watts. Or Colin Powell. And, er, that's pretty much most of the black republicans who've held national office.
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