June 8, 2016
Paul Ryan, who got where
he is thanks to socialism related safety net program activities (not to be
confused with weapons of mass destruction related program activities...except
by the likes of Paul Ryan, Ayn Rand, et al) like Social Security, but doesn’t
think anyone else should have access to such horrible socialist hand-outs,
finally succumbed to the irresistible allure of Donald Chrump two weeks after
Chrump was pronounced the presumptive Republican’t nominee. Within a matter of
minutes, the Abs-King of Congress and rather-not-be-speaker of the House found
himself throwing up in his mouth just a little, as the man he bowed down to as
his party’s nominee for president had the misfortune of opening the sphincter
beneath his nose again. As usual, what came out of that God forsaken abyss fouled
ear and air alike.
This time The Donnybrook
decided to racially profile a sitting federal judge who is apparently
disinclined to rule in Donnybrook’s favor (though not all the time) in the
fraud case against Chrump “University”, which is in no way a university. In
fact it wasn’t even a school, just a bunch of seminars held in hotel ballrooms
and I’m guessing unguarded sewers and led by Chrump’s “hand-picked” “instructors”.
It turns out that Chrump did not pick any of these instructors with his tiny
little hands…or his whatever, and they were not so much instructors as con men charged
with extracting people’s life savings. Nonetheless Chrump accused the judge of
being unfair to him and even worse, being a Mexican and therefore incapable of
dishing out justice. Justice. I wonder if Donny would be equally appalled by a
white supremacist judge who was improperly preferential to his case. It’s all
about justice right?
Who loves ya baby?
A number of prominent
Republican’ts including Ryan and Toad…I mean Newt Gingrich have raised their
voices in dismay at Donny’s comments. Tim Scott (R-SC), who was appointed to
fill a senate seat vacated by vacuous, varmint Jim DeMint and remains the only
black Republican’t in the senate, called Chrump’s racist comments “racially
toxic” but somehow was unwilling to call them racist. Mitch McConnell was
willing to repeatedly say, “I couldn’t disagree more with what he had to say”,
but refused to call it racist. For contrast, Rep. Filemon Vela (D-TX) gave us, “Mr. Trump, you're a racist
and you can take your border wall and shove it up your ass.” Chrump and
his trained spokesmutants on the other hand insist that this kind of behavior
is bound to win over the majority of Hispanics come November.
Chrump called into question the impartiality of
Gonzalo Curiél, the highly regarded Indiana-born
judge because he is a Mexican all but adding, “not that there’s anything wrong
with that.” He refused to back down some days later telling Jake Tapper who
asked if this was “not the definition of racism”, “This judge is of Mexican
heritage. I’m building a wall okay, I’m building a wall. I am going to do very
well with the Hispanics, the Mexicans.” I figure he will do about as well as
the boys at the Alamo did.
Ryan said, “Claiming a person can’t do their
job because of their race is sort of like the textbook definition of a racist
comment. I think it should be absolutely disavowed. It’s absolutely
unacceptable.” Yeah, sort of. I guess it’s okay to be palling around with clueless,
childish racists when the only other choice is an (albeit very flawed)
non-racist adult who, agree with her or not, is absolutely the most
experienced/qualified presidential candidate we have seen in a long time. In
response to Ryan’s dismay at Chrump’s racist idiocy CNN contributor and Chrump
lapdog Jeffrey Lord said, "let me make no bones about it, Speaker Ryan is
wrong and Speaker Ryan has switched positions and is now supporting identity
politics, which is racist! I am astonished.” Switched positions? Surely Ryan
should be locked up for switching positions. Chrump would never do such a
thing. Never. Always.
I’m not sure which is more pathetic, caving in
to support an ignorant racist you spent months ridiculing as your party’s
nominee for president or calling him out for specific racist statements you
find intolerable yet still supporting his racist candidacy. Oh wait, I just
figured it out – BOTH.
Senior Republican’t statesman Bob Dole hit the
nail right on the head when he said, “Chrump has done some things that would
curl your hair…I have an obligation to the party. What am I going to do? I can’t
vote for George Washington…” No Mr. Dole, you cannot vote for George
Washington, but you might want to heed his words. Washington warned about
loyalty to party over loyalty to country during his farewell address in 1796, “However
[political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in
the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning,
ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the
people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying
afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion.” So screw
your misplaced loyalty to your disintegrating, dis-integrating party and
remember your obligation to your country, and unless that country has a
beautiful yuuuuuuuge wall with a beautiful door emblazoned with gaudy gold
letters spelling C-H-R-U-M-P, then that country should never accept the man
Elizabeth Warren accurately described as “a loud, nasty, thin-skinned fraud” “a
thin-skinned racist bully”, “a small, insecure, thin-skinned, wannabe tyrant”
and "a genuine threat to this country" as its president – a man who will always put his own interests above those of our
country. And you should either rethink your allegiance or STFU.
I. Mangrey reporting. I am not a party boy.
Mad in USAUPDATE
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