Profa
March 4, 2021
Just as we did see dead people voting (although very few) we
now know that there were in fact fake insurrectionists on January 6th
laying siege to the Capitol. There were, as Ratpublicans everywhere have been
insisting, some rioters who were not who they appeared to be.
Funny thing though. After all the ballyhooing from Team
Turmp about millions of dead people voting for Joe Biden, the infinitesimal
number of dead people who managed to vote in the 2020 election did so for the
guy who was NOT Joe Biden. Funny in a sort of wish-you-didn’t-own-a-television-or-computer-and-had-been-born-in-a-different-time
sort of way.
Similarly, Turmpers and their media cheerleaders have been
caterwauling about all the Antifa and Black Lives Matter people posing as Turmpers, Proud Boys,
neo-nazis, white supremacists and all manner of domestic terrorist MAGA shitheads to
make it look like the guy who clearly incited the mob, incited the mob. And make
it look like those in the mob who had long been chomping at the bit to fuck
democracy (and blacks, Jews, Asians, Latinos, etc.), had finally been able to
live out their fantasy. It turns out that there were in fact posers in the
cretinous crowd that day.
Stupid Are As Stupid Do
One painfully obvious exception that proves the rule of
evolution, bragged to his brother that he was among the “Antifa Trump
supporters” during the January 6th terror attack on the Capitol.
This very fine Turmp lover who is now facing numerous charges, told a group
chat, which included his brother, that he “fought 4 cops,” who “were ordered to
allow Antifa to get away with anything.” He also bragged, “I got a nice helmet
and body armor off a cop for God’s sake and I disarmed him.” His brother replied,
“What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and told another friend what a moron
his brother was. That friend alerted the FBI as to the idiot’s identity.
Others who stormed the Capitol on the fateful day have
expressed great
displeasure at those who dared contend that Antifa were posing as right
wing-assholes in order to make right wing assholes attacking Congress look like
right-wing assholes.
FBI Director Chris Wray recently testified
in Senate hearings that there was absolutely zero evidence of any Antifa or
Black Lives Matter presence at the treasonous terror attack on the Capitol on
January 6th. And you know, if the Feds could find a way to pin any
or all of this horrific assault on the government on the Left, they would have
done it.
Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, yet right here and
right now, the alternative geniuses over at Q-anon are, as we speak preparing
for Turmp to be inaugurated today, March 4th. Unbeknownst to Q-a-nuts,
as with most things in the Constitution, while the original inauguration date
of March 4 was changed with the passage of the Twentieth Amendment (yes Q,
there is more to the Constitution than the Second Amendment – there’s a whole bunch
of stuff before it and some after) in 1933. If you want to move it back, you will need to amend the Constitution – it’s a process – get someone to look it up and explain it to you. You
cannot simply pretend there is no Twentieth Amendment and/or perpetrate further
violence at the Capital and inaugurate the blob of your choice.
I. Mangrey reporting. My brain hurts.
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