Thursday, October 7, 2021

Broken News

Shorter Bernie Sanders

October 7, 2021

Bernie Sanders held a press conference yesterday to finally call a turd a turd.

We now bring you a special Paying Attention (Over The) Cliff Notes type interpretation of Sanders’ core message for the day:

It is time for Joe Manchin to tell us what the fuck he actually wants to withhold from the American people in the very popular Build Back Better Act or shut the fuck up and help 48 out of 50 Democratic senators to pass the fucking bill already.

One cannot help but wonder exactly what level of preference Joe Manchin might exhibit for those particular apples, as the saying goes.

In Other News…

A federal judge in Texas has temporarily blocked the Texas abortion ban, finding in part, “That other courts may find a way to avoid this conclusion is theirs to decide; this Court will not sanction one more day of this offensive deprivation of such an important right.”

Texas is appealing. The ruling, that is.

This has been a Paying Attention Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled happy horseshit.

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