This Week in Fuck Joe Manchin
October 29, 2021
The battle for Build Back Better rages on. As progressives continue their
fight to enact the easily-elected Joe Biden’s very popular agenda, a small but
overly powerful opposing force refuses to offer a reasonable compromise in
order for the party to which they claim to belong might have a chance to
fulfill the promises almost all of them (including one of the current dissenters)
campaigned on. Clearly there is no Manchin or Sinema in team.
Manchin continues his unbridled crusade to fuck his “constituents” and
most Americans. Coal’s best friend has been steadfast in his devotion to the
filibuster and his mission to crush Joe Biden’s own personal big fucking deal –
Build Back Better. According to Bob Woodward and Robert Costa’s book Peril,
Biden reportedly told Manchin: “If you don't come along, you're really fucking
me.” Manchin is lucky Biden is older than he is, otherwise instead of inviting
Manchin to the White House for discussions, the older Joe would have preferred
to have it out behind the woodshed. So, you can see the importance of fucking Joe Manchin before he fucks you. Oops, too late.
Manchin has made the gutting of climate crisis response funding one of
his top priorities. This may not be the hill he chooses to die on, but it is
the one he is happy to kill the rest of us on. He refuses to allow paid family
leave, and competitive drug costs for seniors, among other not only very
popular, but very necessary for survival items in Biden’s Build Back Better
legislation. Of course, West Virginians are not his constituents, not even
those who voted for Manchin. The only people the Manchin Who Would Be King For
A Day represents are the wealthy donors who pad his campaign coffers and likely
his retirement/yacht upkeep fund. The same holds for Sinema who has been courting
big dollar donors in between workouts, marathons and anything but governing in
any way.
Manchin and his co-obstructionist Kyrsten Sinema still refuse to commit to voting for the reconciliation bill that they whittled down from a totem pole to a toothpick. Naturally, most of the blame for the delay in passing this critical legislation, in tandem with the so-called bipartisan infrastructure bill is being heaped on those damned progressives, who for the first time in a long time refuse to roll over without a fight. Bernie Sanders, et al in the Senate and the substantial Progressive Caucus in the House have made compromise on top of compromise in order to not let the perfect be the enemy of the good. And all because two percent of their colleagues refuse to budge past where their corporate owners will allow.
In addition to the dirty dealings of the Dyspeptic Duo, and this cannot be said often enough, especially because it hardly ever gets said in the media since it is simply assumed and accepted: Not one single Ratpublican will buck their overlord Mitch McConnell and do what this country want, needs and voted for – provide a helping hand to the majority of Americans.
This Just In…
Anti-social media giant F@$#book is changing its name to MAGA…I mean
META. A ruse by any other name.
According to anthropomorphic creation Mark Fuckerberg, “Because of forces
we are pretending are beyond our control, F@$#book has been made to look evil,
just because it is. In what I insist is a brilliant move, we are going to
attempt to hide the hideous beast I alone created behind new branding. In no way
will be cease to do what we are best at, tearing at the social fabric for the
purpose of monetizing people, their emotions and their very existence. But hey,
META! Am I right? You’ll never even know what hit you…until it’s too late. Also,
I am a real boy dammit.”
Max Headroom Mark Headcase
Which one seems more human?
I. Mangrey restraining.
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