Finally, Some Good News
I know I’ve said that every day is still
January 6th. But today is the January 6thiest
of all. Today is the first anniversary of a day that
will live in either Pearl Harbor-esque infamy or giddy glory, depending on which side of
the looking glass you inhabit.
It will be
interesting to see how the Loony Bin Wing of the GQP celebrates their proud
attack-on-Fort-Sumter-esque insurrection of a year ago. Many of them and their
fellow travelers have either been subpoenaed, been “invited” to stop by and explain
themselves to the House Select 1/6 Committee, had their phone records
subpoenaed or are currently in contempt of Congress.
Disgraced,
twice-impeached, two-time-popular-vote-losing, one-term, multiply-subpoenaed, historically unpopular ex-president and
failed blogger Donald Jackal Turmp has cancelled his planned whine-and-sleaze
lie-fest scheduled to celebrate the first anniversary of the murderous,
feces-filled, Capitol siege that comprised his attempted coup.
America is at half-mast today since most Ratpublicans continue
to flog the Big Lie, and think Turmp's attempted coup is 1776
The reasons he gave
for suddenly chickening out on verbally assaulting were as expected nothing
more than so much lying and sociopathic drivel as to defy…well, everything. It is
likely the lawyers he hired from a tv ad advised him to keep his fat mouth shut
while he faces a bevy of indictments from across the country.
So, those of us not debilitated
by delusion can commemorate this sorrowful day in American history in an
appropriately somber way, and join together to find a way to keep fascism away
from our door, and not have to worry about seeing or hearing from our former criminal-in-chief
on this day.
Thank you and fuck you
very much Donny. Oh, and STFU.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
not-having-to-think-about-#45.
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