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Is Nothing Sacred?

January 1, 2022

I really thought I could have a fresh start with a new year. Leave all the crap from the last two years behind and begin chalking up a clean slate. But it was not to be. Trouble knows no calendar.

OMG.. I just found out that my car warranty is about to run out. Please let me know if you have any ideas on how I can go on living under this dire threat to my very existence. I just pray this never happens to you.

Also, it turns out that I am asshole intolerant.

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