Would
You Like Cheese With Those Crackers
September 8, 2023
Loose Screws, Missing
Marbles, And Words Of Dumb Whizz
Current
Alabama senator and former (possibly also current) Milk Dud with ears Tommy
Tuberville clearly has but one brain cell devoted to higher functions. Many of
God’s creatures have large brains because they have large bodies and much of
the brain is devoted to managing those large bodies and their daily functions. I
am not sure how large Tuberville is, but clearly his brain is solely devoted to
bodily functions, particularly defecating, sometimes out of his mouth.
Senate
rules allow one lone member to gum up the works, even if that member has an IQ
with a minus sign in front of it. Tuberville continues his one-monkey blockade
on all promotions in the United States military because the military permits
its members to have abortions as part of the medical care to which they are
entitled as a condition of their service to this nation. Leaders in all
branches of the military have made it clear that Tinpot Tommy is disrupting the
chain of command, knee-capping the military with his brainless pursuit. Top Pentagon
officials have recently gone so far as to state publicly that the human Tuber
is aiding and abetting the communists.
For
his part, Tuberville has said that he doesn’t “know what they do at the
Pentagon every day.” Besides being incredibly stupid, what does the fact that
Tuberville does not understand how the military works (did I mention he is a
senator?), have to do with anything other than the fact that he is incredibly
stupid.
Tuberville,
who must have spent much of his life with a tourniquet around his neck, also
bemoaned the fact that “We are so woke in the military…we’ve got people doin’
poems on aircraft carriers over the loudspeaker.”
Mike
Schmuckabee
In
a tie for today’s Schmuck(s) Of The Day, alleged Christian Mike Huckabee warned
that if Donald Trump does not regain the presidency in 2024, this would be the
last election decided by ballots. Huckabee is a former governor of Arkansas (a
position his ignorant, Christo-fascist daughter now holds), and claims to be a
Baptist minister; let’s see what this religious leader has to offer in the name
of Jesus…
Do
you know how political opponents to those in power are dealt with in
third-world dictatorships, banana republics, and communist regimes? The people
in power use their police agencies to arrest their opponents for made-up crimes
in an attempt to discredit them, bankrupt them, imprison them, exile them, or
all of the above.*
If
you are not paying attention, you may not realize that Joe Biden is using
exactly those tactics to make sure that Donald Trump is not his opponent in
2024.**
Here’s
the problem. If these tactics end up working to keep Trump from winning or even
running in 2024, it is going to be the last American election that will be
decided by ballots rather than bullets.
Naturally,
the rest of the Fascist Party sits on their hands, which must be difficult
while their heads are lodged in there.
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*It seems Huckabee missed the fact that Trump has promised to do all of
these things should he be reelected.
*This of course is utter, unfiltered, unadulterated shit from a bull.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck(s) Of The Day.
Fuck yeah.
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