And
A Derangerous Sociopathic Shall Lead Them
September 3, 2023
The world’s oldest
juvenile delinquent Donald Junkfood Trump has kicked his perpetual hissy fit up
to eleven. With several indictments and an unknown number of varied lawsuits
hanging over the cotton-candy-covered black hole of knowledge and humanity that
fills his head, the “man” who speaks in all caps all the time has decided it is
in his best interest to thumb his Adderall-rotted-out nose at special
prosecutor Jack Smith and Washington and DC Federal District Judge Tanya
Chutkan. Chutkan will be overseeing Trump being found guilty by a jury of his
peers after being afforded a fair trial. Most defendants know better than to
publicly disrespect the prosecutor and flout the judge’s instructions, the
abrogation of which can lead to contempt of court charges. Naturally, Trump
thinks he is above the law. Hopefully, the law does not agree.
Donny has vowed to
defy Judge Chutkan’s orders not to talk about his looming trials for three
counts of criminal conspiracy and one count of obstruction of an official
proceeding. The most consequential defendant in American history told a crowd
of his faithful zombies in New Hampshire, “When we say I can't talk, I'd love
to. I will talk about it. I will. They're not taking away my First Amendment.”
First of all, huh? Second, it’s not your First Amendment dimwit. Third,
we’ll see.
That’s right, the
man who never shuts the fuck up is claiming to anyone having the misfortune of hearing
his voice that he is being silenced. If only.
Whaaaaaaaaaaa! Gimme my First Amendment!
The First Amendment
is Trump’s new battle cry. Someone should tell Donny that the judge’s
instructions to keep his trap shut about the trial has anything to do with the
First Amendment. Neither is his beef with Jack Smith a First Amendment case,
nor is it campaign interference, or anything else he and his team of reject
lawyers want to call it in order to sway public opinion. It is a case of
so-called alleged criminal activity engaged in for the sole purpose of
subverting our democracy. As was Trump’s first run for president. And his
current fake candidacy is even more so.
Trump holds no
loyalty to America. That has been made abundantly clear throughout his
miserable life, and even more so during his unfortunate time as president. He
also told his feckless followers in New Hampshire that he regrets ever getting
into politics (no fucking shit, how do you think we feel), “I could have been
relaxing at Mar-a-Lago or in the south of France ― which I would prefer to
being in this country, frankly.” Amen to that shit-for-brains.
Il Douche is
suddenly a defender of the First Amendment, which you can be sure he cannot
quote, nor does he know what place it holds among the amendments to the
Constitution. You can bet he does not know what’s in the Second Amendment
either.
Lastly, one more
quote from the Fascist Party’s leading candidate for the 2024 nomination:
“One more indictment and I think this
election’s over.”
Donald Trump, August 8, 2023
This was the only thing he said that either made any
sense, or had even a fleeting glimpse of the truth. However, he did not mean it
the way I heard it.
Trump is deranged and dangerous. His level of threat to society demands a new word:
Derangerous
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
holiday weekend.
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