Trials And Tribulations

Cheat, Prey, Lose

August 29, 2023

Don Trump is up to his racoon-esque eyeballs in legal jeopardy for the last few years of a lifetime of amoral, despicable and criminal behavior. Many people are saying it’s about fucking time. Despite four indictments covering 91 separate charges, Trump insists he did nothing wrong, continues yelling witch hunt, and otherwise maintains his usual “sunny” public persona.

The other thing this bull-goose grifter is maintaining is his relentless plea for money from people who idolize him. Trump has more money (allegedly) than all of them put together and he would never let any of them set foot in one of his gaudy golf resorts because he thinks they are loser scum. Trump’s most recent merch campaign is selling his marks everything you can think of with his fucking mug-shot plastered on it – word on the street is a bobble-head is in the works and there is a strong possibility that the bobble-head will be the eventual Fascist Party nominee.

Shameless product placement for a must-read new book on the life and crimes of Donald Junta Trump:

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Trump went into his Fulton County booking last week claiming he was proud of his latest indictment. Hopefully, he will be even prouder of his conviction(s). They should be worth a fortune…if his rubes have any money left to throw away.

Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning

Trump’s final chief of staff Mark Meadows is busy sweating mortar rounds and shitting bricks. Meadows is also up to his beady little eyeballs in legal jeopardy for his extensive role in aiding and abetting Trump's Keystone Coup. Trump's right-hand doofus is looking at some undesirable jail time. 

Meadows attempting a Vulcan mind-meld on himself

to see if there is any brain activity.

Meadows is not a Vulcan; he is barely a mammal

What she said

I. Mangrey reporting with some degree of glee.