Lout On Bail

Now, Here It Is – Your Moment Of Schadenfreude…

August 25, 2023

Disgraced, twice-impeached, four-time-indicted (so far), failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president, self-proclaimed “king of bankruptcy” and current King of Indictments Donald Trump was proudly arrested, fingerprinted and mug shot yesterday. The world’s largest weasel feigned strength and pride prior to turning himself in to authorities. He pretends to be a patriotic martyr. He is a rebel without a brain. His patriotism is right up there with Jefferson Davis.

“NOBODY HAS EVER FOUGHT FOR [i.e., against] ELECTION INTEGRITY LIKE PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP. FOR DOING SO, I WILL PROUDLY BE ARRESTED TOMORROW AFTERNOON IN GEORGIA. GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!”

As always, every word from Donald is based either on lies, misinformation or delusions.

Driving Mr. Crazy

OJ Simpson drove his white SUV in slow motion as he tried to avoid being booked for murder. Donald Trump exited his private jet, oozed into one of a dozen or so black SUVs, which proceeded at OJ speed toward the Fulton County Jail, unable to avoid being booked for dozens of crimes.

Fulton County inmate #PO1135809

Pretty tough looking for a guy who, as this mug shot was

being taken surely had a very full diaper

One assumes that the alleged criminal above thinks he is intimidating everyone with his very stern look. Looking forward to see how that turns out. As nauseating as this image is, it is comforting to know that it is, in fact and for all time, a mug-shot. I'm sure he's very proud of himself. So was Charles Manson.

Apparently, Fulton County does not have a scale capable of providing an accurate measure of Trump’s mass. The weight reported after his processing was the same fictitious number to which we have groan (yeah, I know, but it sounds the same and feels better) accustomed.

Next stop…

Can well-placed electricity create a brain in a vacuum?

I. Mangrey reveling.