Friday, August 4, 2023

Confounding Fathers

Common Senseless

August 4, 2023

Thomas Paine’s famous pamphlet Common Sense was a lynchpin in the machinery of the 1776 American Revolution. You remember the American Revolution – it was in all the papers. A ragtag file of British colonists bravely masquerading as Native Americans had a very messy Tea Party in Boston, and the colonists ultimately divested themselves from the Royal Crown, eventually subsuming their overlords of yore and running roughshod over any number of countries over the centuries. Like fatherland, like son.

Today, another ragtag mob of anti-woke weasels, most of whom you can bet never read Paine’s Common Sense, or probably even heard of Thomas Paine, or at best could not understand Paine’s meaning, has got it into their perfidy little heads that they are the ones with modern common sense. As of 2006, Paine’s Common Sense remained the all-time best-selling American title and is still in print today. Unfortunately, most of today’s wannabe revolutionaries either cannot or will not read much of anything that either comes straight from the insanely antic-democratic Donald Trump, or does not begin with the letter ‘Q’.

Where Paine’s message was one of egalitarian government, those who besmirch Common Sense and common sense are fighting against egalitarianism, in favor of an authoritarian society in which they have perpetual, unquestioned control. You know, fascists.

Common Nonsense

Trump’s MAGAts, who claim to be the rightful heirs to the Founders, the Revolution of 1776, and all that is right and good about America (i.e., White makes right) are immovably bound to a man who makes Benedict Arnold look like George Washington. He not our best people; he’s sniffing drugs, committing crimes and he’s a rapist.*

Seventy percent of these very fine whack jobs continue to insist that Joe Biden is an illegitimate president. We do not have the final numbers on how many of these folks believe the Earth is flat, the Moon is made of green cheese, Jesus rode a dinosaur and God didn’t make little green apples.

A number of these yahoos were screaming “1776” as they stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021 in their deluded attempt to end democracy in America. Those who are not now doing time for their crime, and maybe even some who are, continue to exist in the Trumpian haze of perfidy and free-dumb. They are gearing up for more sedition and the hope of seeing their cult daddy back in the White House to put the final nail in American democracy’s waiting coffin. And they are willing to do anything to reinstall their dear leader, even if he is convicted of the most serious crimes ever perpetrated by a government official, let alone a president – albeit one who could not even come close to winning the popular vote if his life depended on it, which it very well may at this moment in history.

To be fair, these mental defectives do have a good deal in common with many of the Founders. Here are just a few salient points showing that maybe today’s assholes are in fact not so divorced from this nation’s Founding Fathers (naturally we have all but obliterated the contributions of the women of that time):

Today’s faux-founder fan boys are desperate to return to the old days. They would be happy to keep people of color and women from voting. They believe that slavery benefitted those who were enslaved. They have no problem when cops shoot unarmed Black people in the back, or kneel on their necks for nine minutes.

For his part, Cult Daddy Trump, who is running on a blatantly fascist platform for 2024, is unabashedly threatening dangerous consequences should anyone try to LOCK HIM UP! for all the crimes he is alleged to have allegedly committed.

“If you fuck around with us, if you do something bad to us,
we are going to do things to you that have never been done before.”
Professional defendant Donald J. Trump, July 20, 2023

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* At least according to Judge Lewis Kaplan, who denied Trump’s bid to throw out the jury’s decision in the E. Jean Carroll case. In the latest judicial smackdown to Dumb Donald, Judge Kaplan wrote: “The finding that Carroll failed to prove that she was ‘raped’ within the meaning of the New York Penal Law does not mean that she failed to prove that Mr. Trump ‘raped’ her as many people commonly understand the word ‘rape.’ Indeed, as the evidence at trial recounted below makes clear, the jury found that Mr. Trump in fact did exactly that.”

I. Mangrey reacting.

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