August 6, 2023
The Defendant, feeling down in the trumps,
skulking back to Bedminster on his most arraign-y day
Ninety percent of Fux News believe that their
cult leader Trump has not done anything wrong.
Fifty percent of hardcore Trump supporters do
not believe Der Furor had any classified documents stashed at Mor-on-Lago; this
despite the photographic evidence and the fact that Trump has repeatedly not only admitted he had such
documents in his possession, but he continues to flog the lie that anything he
touches belongs to him.
In other horrifying polling, a theoretical
race between Trump and Biden has them dead even at 43% apiece. Put that in your
pipe and shove it down your throat until you can’t breathe anymore.
The just barely good
news is that 52% of Ratpublican voters say they would not vote for Trump if was
actually in prison at election time; “only” 28% said they would.
Must Be TV
The trial date for Trump’s Washington, DC
wrestling match with reality is due to be set on August 28th. There has
likely not been a more consequential trial in our nation’s history.
The trial of Donald J. Trump must be
televised on the outside chance that some of his delusional followers might
accidentally learn the truth. Sure, most of them are immune to reality, but a
few might fall victim to the truth. Forget about COVID-19, it only killed off a
million or so in this country. The raging Stupid Epidemic threatens to do much
worse. Long COVID will feel like a spa day compared to how people in this
country whose IQ scores do not begin with a decimal point will feel should we
be reinfected by the Trump Virus.
Let My People Know
If nothing else, those of us who were
conscious during Trump’s four disastrous, disgraceful, duplicitous years saw
what he did every criminal day and we know exactly what happened on January 6 when
he attempted to incite his mentally-challenged minions to stage a coup.
We deserve to see this treacherous cretin
have our…I mean his…day in court. We should be able to watch him sweat and
squirm as one after another in his team of scurrilous lawyers testify against him
– the lone defendant (for now). We want to see his evil spirit broken, his “fortune”
evaporated by legal fees and his fat fucking ass kept as far away from our
White House as geographically – or at least metaphorically – possible, until
the end of days. Because, as we were told by ex-White House physician Ronny
Jackson – who made sexual comments, drank alcohol and took Ambien during his
time as White House physician – “I told the president that if he had a
healthier diet over the last 20 years, he might live to be 200 years old.” Jackson
is now a jackass congressman from Texass. He remains a Trump fanboy. But, I digress.
In fact, since there’s so much clamor for
fascism here in the good old U.S. of A, I say that every network, including the
Home Shopping Network, Newsmax, Fux News and the Golf Channel, should be temporarily
appropriated for the purpose of broadcasting this historic event from opening gavel
to guilty verdict.
Even one of Trump’s idiot lawyers told a Fux
News audience that the trial should be televised. This same lawyer, during the
same interview, somehow admitted that his client committed two of the counts
against him.
A Shocking Development
Trump’s attorneys may be idiots, but they’re not stupid. In the image below, they are seen prepping their client for the unlikely and potentially dangerous event they need to put him on the witness stand. They know that their client is a very unstable moron who cannot control what his mouth says; he is either lying or threatening people 99% of the time.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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