Yer outta heeeere!!
June 29, 2023 August 23, 2023
I wrote
this, as often happens, to keep for a non-araign-y day, when not much was
happening, but there hasn’t been such a day for a while, so it sat, waiting for
an opening that never came. That is, until Trump made it all but meaningless,
but unwilling to let it go to waste, I deliver it now, with Trump’s addendum.
If
disgraced, twice-impeached, twice-indicted (so far)*, failed insurrection
leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president Donald Trump gave even
a fraction of a shit about this country he would, what's the phrase
Ratpublicans used to use, ah yes - self-deport.
I
hear western Russia is nice this time of year. If that’s too hot, there’s
always Siberia. Then again, Putin would have no use for Trump if Dosvedonald
was in Russia. Then Vlad would know how we feel.
Then,
this happened just the other day, shortly after describing himself as the “apple
of [Putin’s] eye;” Deadbeat Donny had to put up bail to the tune of $200,000 (a bargain by all
accounts, given the circumstances) and have spelled out for him the do-not-do
list required to stay out on bail…
“I
assume, therefore, that she thought I was a ‘flight’ risk - I'd fly far away,
maybe to Russia, Russia, Russia, share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never
to be seen or heard from again. Would I be able to take my very ‘understated’
airplane with the gold TRUMP affixed for all to see. Probably not, I'd be much
better off flying commercial – I'm sure nobody would recognize me!”
First
of all, what a douchebag.
But we
knew that.
And it’s
probably not too smart to threaten (Yeah, he says he’s joking, but we’ve heard
that one before) to flee the country you grabbed by the pussy, while you’re
(undeservedly) out on bail under four indictments totaling 91 separate charges,
many of which are pretty fucking serious.
But
we knew that.
Or…
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*That’s how long ago this was written – two
indictments ago.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
What do you
think?
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