Schmuck(s) Of The Day

December 2, 2023

Dimwitted, reprehensible representative Scott Perry (R-PA) has managed to kind of slither under the January 6, 2021 radar though we are now learning that he was a major Christo-fascist player in every single aspect of Trump’s relentless and myriad attempts to overturn the 2020 election. Apparently, this attempt as well as Perry’s supporting role in all of that remains technically “alleged” despite the mountain of Everest…I mean evidence that continues to block out the Sun.

Perry and fellow whackjob Jeffrey Clark plotting the overthrow

of the American government in God’s name…in vain*

Perry was the yahoo who recommended professional doofus Jeffrey Clark to be Trump’s fourth attorney general, though Clark’s only qualification was an almost fanatical devotion to Trump and his plot to steal a second term.

Clark, famously placed under arrest in his underwear.

The best people.

Jeffrey Clark’s mugshot

Perry, whose cellphone has been in the possession of the Justice Department and special federal prosecutor Jack Smith for more than a year has just seen the public release of some of its very interesting, massively incriminating evidence for Perry and quite a few other well-placed Ratpublicans involved in Trump’s failed coup.

Ultimately, 147 members of the Fascist/Trump wing (more of a torso than a wing, actually) of the Ratpublican Party voted to overturn the completely (well, as completely as we can expect in these here United States) legitimate 2020 presidential election. Naturally, it turns out that the only ones actually found to have voted twice, voted for dead parents and other larger-scale voter fraud were Trump supporters, a dozen or so of whom have since been found guilty in a court of law.

Breaking Schmuck

Not wanting to be out-schmucked, freaky, likely-felonious fabulist George Santos was expelled by his involuntary colleagues after the House Ethics Committee found Santos had violated the rules of the House and was completely devoid of ethics. Santos was determined to have broken too many rules even for some Ratpublicans to tolerate. The House (with the exception of the entire Ratpublican leadership) voted to toss him out on his Botoxed ear. This episode will not look good on Santos’ completely fabricated resume.

Many people find it interesting that fewer members of the Fascist/Trump Party voted to expel one-man crime wave George Santos than voted to annul the wishes of the American electorate in 2020 in order to keep disgraced, twice-impeached, four-time-indicted (so far), failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president Donald Trump in the office he had already destroyed. These people are irreparably damaged. They need to be in a home, not in the House.

Many of these same idiots voted to oust their third-highest ranking member – Liz Cheney – just for shooting someone in the face…oh wait, that was her father – just for putting the country above the treacherous scoundrel (with whom she voted about 96% of the time) who tried to overthrow democracy.

For his part, Santos still faces 23 felony counts including fraud and misconduct which will be dealt with by the court system.

Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Schmuck, Already In Progress

Once he realized that the coup was probably doomed to failure, Perry sought a preemptive pardon from El Trumpo. Perry apparently could not afford the purported $2M pricetag of a Trump pardon. Oops. Perry might want to flip before he flops.

Scott Perry – seen here committing sedition

on the cellphone he now claims he never met

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*SPOILER ALERT: Clark was neither ready nor worthy. And that’s putting it mildly.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck(s) Of The Day. Fuck yeah.