Thursday, April 17, 2025

No News Is Good News (i.e., There Ain’t No Good News)

We Gotta Get Out Of This Place

April 17, 2025

Keith Olbermann is still speaking truth to fuckheads-in-power, twice a week (you can find him on YouTube), vigorously trying to keep the resistance pumped up and sharing some great ideas about how our representatives in government can help.

"Orwell and Kafka are bidding for the rights to this story."
Keith Olbermann, April 14, 2025

In the above quote Keith was discussing Wannabe-king Don’s recent edict to prosecute the man he himself hired to oversee the integrity of the 2020 election – you remember that one, it’s the one Don lost to Joe Biden in a landslide, the one Don’s dementia-and-syphilis-fried brain still insists he won.

Don wants Chris Krebs – chief of the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency from 2018 until Trump fired him on Nov. 17, 2020 – prosecuted for telling the truth, because Krebs reported, after exhaustive investigating, that the 2020 presidential election – the one Don lost bigly – was as free and fair as any election in American history. Shame on Krebs. Not only has Don made the truth a subjective entity, he is planning to make it illegal.

In his recent Awful Oval Office meeting with fellow sleazeball shithead dictator, El Salvadoran president Nayib Bukele – who Don is paying big bucks to torture and enslave America’s deportees – Trump was licking his authoritarian lips at the thought of sending “the homegrowns” (U.S. citizens) to Bukele’s torture camp. When he thought no one else could hear him, Don told the El Salvadoran swamp creature “…criminals are next. I said the homegrowns are next. The homegrowns. You’ve got to build like five more places.” Bukele responded “Yeah, we’ve got space.” Then they had a good laugh. And Don bit the head off a live baby.*


Don and Dirty

Trump later shamelessly discussed the idea of sending U.S. citizens who dare defy him to El Salvador for permanent disappearance. Don is currently defying the Supreme Court’s order to return Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia from El Salvador. Garcia was mistakenly deported – as admitted by the administration. Don claims that he has no way to get Garcia back from El Salvador. This is what is known in common parlance as pure, unadulterated bull-fucking-shit.

In other great news of Don’s Death-To-America sociopathic revenge tour…

According to our non-existent sources Trump has already pre-emptively pardoned the slimeball who torched the Pennsylvania governor’s mansion (while the governor – Josh Shapiro – and his family were in another part of the residence celebrating the first, and most important, night of Passover). The perp was quoted as saying he wanted to beat Shapiro with a hammer. Anybody want to guess who this Cro-Magnon cretin voted for in the presidential election.


The Animals - We Gotta Get Out Of This Place (1965)

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*This last bit might not have actually happened, but we can never know for sure, can we.

I. Mangrey reporting. Remember, things will get worse before they get much worse. 

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