Schmuck Of The Day

Ted Crud (sic)

April 13, 2025

During a recent Senate committee hearing, Trump’s little bitch Rafael Cruz whined about how unfair the law is in going after Don Trump’s myriad unconstitutional policies and actions.

Cancun Cruz (putting on his best fake serious face and exhibiting unjustified umbrage): Professor Bray, under our Constitution, who should decide elections, the voters or unelected judges?

Prof. Samuel Bray: His answer is completely beside the point since he said nothing about five unelected Supreme Court justices decided the 2000 election after illegally stopping the vote count in Florida, and then ruling that their decision to install the loser of the election, George WTF Bush as the 43rd and up until that time, worst president ever of the United States. Besides, when the professor began a nuanced answer of some kind, Cruz cut him off and posed another ironic question.

Cruz – seen here regretting opening his stupid mouth;

just kidding, he’s taking a dump

Cruz (interrupting): And under our Constitution, who is charged with making policy decisions, elected representatives elected by the people or unelected federal judges?

When Sen. Amy Klobuchar followed Cruz and attempted to answer some of Cruz’s lies with truth, Cruz repeatedly interrupted her, and once Klobuchar was permitted to continue, Ted The Human Toothache walked out of the hearing. Presumably, Cruz’s father did not, as Trump accused him during the 2016 primary – before Cruz became Trump’s little bitch – take part in the assassination of JFK, but Cruz is currently complicit in the attempted assassination of the United States by Don Trump and fElon MusKKK.

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