Ex-Veep Verbally Violates Perpetually-Vexed Vixen
Half-Term Governor, Full-Time Half-Wit Comes To Defense Of Self
The Alaska Poopline
August 1, 2012
Simple Sarah is back, haunted not surprisingly, by the ghosts of vice presidents past and future. The smell of selecting a running mate for Willard “W-2” Romney is in the air, either that or BP farted again. That’s the ghost of vice president future. I’m pretty sure Sarah isn’t coveting that post right now, but I could be wrong; she’s a veritable piñata of brainless baubles. I’m sure she still expects to be asked to join the Romney ticket. I would pay to see that.
However, it’s the ghost of vice president past that has the Tea Party sweetheart’s panties in a bunch, this time defending herself against Dick President, Vice Cheney. The man-with-the-stolen-heart growled that John McCain made a mistake choosing Ms. Pinhead Palin as his running mate in 2008 adding that she wasn’t capable of being president. Cheney should know just how important this is since he was president for at least four years after his running mate was appointed to the job by the Supreme Court. McCain didn’t take too kindly to Cheney’s backseat driveling…four years after the fact. McCain countered that he and Cheney “had strong disagreements as to whether we should torture people or not. I don’t think we should have.”
As you may recall, Cheney was asked by George W. Whatever to help him find a running mate for the 2000 election appointment and Cheney found George’s running mate in Cheney’s bathroom mirror. Who knew that Cheney had a reflection?
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The She-Gorilla From Wasilla, never one to waste an opportunity to waste an opportunity, jumped in front of the first camera she could find, coming to her own defense as only she could. Princess Palin vigorously refudiated the unprovoked attack perpetrated by the metastatic lesion on our nation’s history that is Dick Cheney. “Seeing as how Dick – excuse me, Vice President Cheney – never misfires, then evidently he’s quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that’s a shame,”* Palin said. Apparently Palin’s English as a Third Language lessons are, as one might have said, if one was inclined so as if, beginning to, as it could be considered to be causing some improved ability in the speaking of it.
In Cheney’s defense, he hasn’t shot anyone in the face in several years…as far as we know. He does after all live in Wyoming, the least populated state in the Union. Coincidence? If Cheney shoots someone in the face in Wyoming do they make a sound?
*really and truly an actual quote
I. Mangrey reporting.
Thanks for listening. Responsible comment invited.
Excellent photos.
ReplyDeleteGotta hand it to the Wasilla Gorilla (specifying gender old hat, IMO). 'Dick... never misfires.'. That's good. Bitch-fighting skills certainly would've come in handy in international diplomacy, admit it.
As to the McCain/Chensaw stoush over torture, really it was not a matter of to do or not to do but rather how to. Cheney in his overt, sadistic way vs. McChipmunk via dizzying flip-flopping and his choice of a running mate.