Not Chrump’s America
December 9, 2015
Donald Chrump whose run for the Republican’t nomination will
ultimately be known as the Springtime For Hitler of presidential
campaigns (for a number of reasons), is not just winging it as the utter inanity
and endless bile of his campaign would suggest. To the casual, albeit nauseated
observer, it would seem that he is just making this crap up as he goes along. It’s
like he’s taking a dump with his mouth. A recently leaked secret recording of
Chrump and his top advisor made almost a year ago reveal his implausible strategy:
December 9, 2015
Chrump: First let
me say that I am really rich and I Donald Chrump am grateful to have someone
like you on my team. You are the best, the best. And I don’t say that to just
anyone. And that is one beautiful wall there and I know a nice wall when I see
one. So what I need from you is a plan. I need a plan. I need to create a
campaign platform that is so vile, so hateful and so completely divorced from
facts and reality…so ME, that nobody would ever support such a candidate for
more than about thirty days. I’m thinking that pretty much every word that
comes out of my mouth should be a lie. And I am the best liar you will ever
meet. Ever. The best. All I’m really after is a month or so of free, non-stop
face time with every camera in the country. What’s our plan?
Chrump: I think I should first insult Mexicans, then I’m thinking POWs should be next – what a bunch of losers. You never saw me get captured. Then I think I should go after women, Muslims, Syrian refugees – I don’t want them in my country - then a good old fashion Jews and money routine – some of my best friends are Jews, but let’s face it all they care about is money – not like me, I like myself much more than I like money. Then probably the Muslims again – they’re very big right now; not as big as me of course, but lots of people love to hate the Muslims these days. I haven’t decided how or when exactly to go after the gays, but that’s a must. There’s just something wrong with those people. What do you think? Did I tell you how great you look today? I really like what’s happening with that whole hair thing you got going on up there. Did I mention that I’m really rich?
Nothing more than an excuse to remind people of the
late, great Dick Shawn, who also made a great Hitler
I. Mangrey digging up the dirt so you can keep your hands
clean.
Just so I have this straight: Bernie Sanders is too socialist to be president,
but Donald Chrump is not too fascist for the job?And let us not forget, as Trevor Noah reminded us, Donald Chrump constantly fantasizes about having sex with his daughter.
Oh, and this appeared in Atlanta for some reason:
He hasn't gone away. I'm a little frightened.
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