A Day at The Racist
December 22, 2016
*apologies to Triumph The Insult Comic Dog who is actually
funny, incisive, and much better looking than Trump
funny, incisive, and much better looking than Trump
Trump The Insult Candidate Dog thrives on fear. Fear and
ignorance. Fear, ignorance and an almost fanatical devotion to himself. Trump’s
consists of nothing other than insulting everything in sight – Mexicans, the
Chinese, POWs, women, handicapped people, Jews, Muslims, all of his rivals, the
intelligence of the vast majority of Americans, and in fact the intelligence of
those who support him for reasons many of them cannot even explain. He recently
referred to those attending his rally as “maniacs who want to kill” reporters. So,
as a seasoned entertainer, it is no surprise that he has managed to garner
undue attention during the present election cycle. Like that other reality show
American Asshole or whatever it’s called.
Trump The Insult Candidate Dog apparently thinks IQ is
measured in dollars. His answer to whether or not he had advisors? “With very successful
people, we sort of have our own ideas. A lot of people hire consultants. Well,
if the consultant's so smart, why aren’t they rich?”
Trump The Insult Candidate Dog’s yuuuuge 8-10% support within
the general electorate apparently fills him with imagined self-importance. He
has the best imagination. Ignorant people, driven by fear – fear of science,
fear of intelligence, fear of compromise, fear of differences – are gravitating
to Trump like flies to…well you know where flies like to hang out. Unfortunately
these people have no fear of bullying, arrogance, lying and hatred. And
essentially by definition, they place no value on facts. Though they might
recognize a fact if it bit them in the face, they would simply lick their
gaping wound and laugh.
Don Rickles – the original insult comic – was less insulting
over his 50 year career than Trump The Insult Candidate Dog has been during his
brief reality TV campaign. Trump The Insult Candidate Dog makes Rickles look
like the Dalai Lama. J.E.B said, “Donald, you’re not going to be able to insult
your way to the presidency.” J.E.B. has clearly not been watching this campaign
very closely. Meanwhile, Trump The Insult Candidate Dog made faces at him and
then verbally abused him to great applause. And this was during the last,
nationally televised Republican’t debate. Surely it is clear that Trump The
Insult Candidate Dog is the best…to poop on.*
*Triumph on the final 2012 presidential debate video
The Art of The Squeal
Trump is constantly whining about being treated unfairly –
that is, when he is not talking about “dating” (or as Trevor Noah described it,
“banging”) his daughter.
He whined during a South Carolina campaign stop about EPA water
regulations, which according to Trump, interfered with him washing his alleged “hair.”
Poor baby. “You have showers where I can’t wash my hair properly. It’s a
disaster. It’s true. They have restrictors put in. The problem is you stay under
the shower for five times as long.” I trust he was able to properly do his
nails.
I almost didn’t make it here
today because I couldn’t wash my hair properly.
Cruz v.Trump
Ted Cruz had the audacity to disrespect Trump. That didn’t
sit well with The Don. Asked why he thought Cruz shouldn’t be president he called
him a “maniac” and suggested that Cruz wasn’t qualified, “Because I don't think he has the
right temperament.” This coming from Trump The Insult Candidate Dog. Temper fi.
For his part, Cruz responded with great vigor and toughness:
That took real guts. I guess Cruz is just the bigger Finally, some good news…
The New York Times editorial board, a mere 12 years after the fact, has bravely shared this headline: Prosecute Torturers and Their Bosses just above a picture of Dick "I'd do it again in a minute" Cheney, with a detailed and well-constructed op ed below the picture.
Not the picture used by the
Times 12 years after the fact
I. Mangrey reporting. Don’t make me come over there.Mad in USA
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