Finally!

Chrump and Chrumper

Ames, Iowa
January 20, 2016

We were all beginning to think it couldn’t be done. The pundits were certain that the reality TV pseudo-campaign of current Republican’t affront-runner Donald Chrump would be a wisp of smoke in the prairie fire that is the American Presidential Primary Era. But no, regular people have been quaking in their boots for months now at the thought of having to spend one more single moment seeing or hearing The Chrump. It was starting to look like nothing could stop the runaway train that has become the Chrump campaign. Not the racism, not the misogyny, not the lies, the insults, the utter lack of substance of any kind - other than building a beautiful wall, using nukes more liberally and bombing “the shit out of ISIS (which has already been done)” - not even the fact that he has unnatural designs on his own daughter. Nothing has even minimally impeded this horrifying onslaught of political mayhem.

And then suddenly out of nowhere (literally) a force of nature, an unstoppable wind of change – a frigid blast of hot air from the wilds of Alaska threatens to change the game dramatically like putting lipstick on a Chrump.

Rave and a Haircut

The one, the (thankfully) only Sarah Palin, apparently still permitted to enter the Lower 48, has trickled down from the 49^th state. The Queen of Quits has entered the fray mouth agape, clearly hopped up on goofballs and desperate to imagine that she has any relevance. Mama Grifter shrieked and she squeaked and she blew the house down. She who collects the words for the saying of things and the sharing of the thoughts within herself dwelling and with the random arrays of those words in the absence of punctuation that in her febrile mind are possessed of meaning and also for the reason of showing how powerful and influential she continues to be with her powerful influence for making America great again and knowing better than anyone you bet ya who should be selected to be picked to run for president. But why now? And why not her Tea Party besty, the Manchurian Canadian candidate - Raphael Edward “Ted” Cruz who Palin campaigned for in his 2012 senate run?

Maybe this is why…

Son of Sarah, Track Palin “had committed a domestic violence assault on a female, interfered with her ability to report a crime of domestic violence, and possessed a firearm while intoxicated” just one day before Palin made her great big Chrumpy announcement, one assumes in an effort to overshadow the latest episode of Palins Behaving Badly. And don’t ya know, she blames Obama. Better get it while you can little Sarah. Hey, at least Track didn’t get pregnant like his sister.

Anyway…

With all the gravitas of a wad of cotton candy half-term governor Palin has now put her considerable seriosity behind the equally substantive Chrump. He has already mused that Palin would make a good cabinet member and now she has come around the bend to return the favor. Palin is clearly cabinet material as sure as Chrump is presidential material. She certainly has all the intelligence of well-planed and varnished slab of wood. And Simple Sarah is ready to take charge on day one, “I think a lot about the Department of Energy ‘cause energy is my baby, oil and gas and minerals those things that God has dumped on this part of the Earth for mankind’s use instead of us relyin’ on unfriendly foreign nations...” The good news is that she would quit after a month or so. I wonder if Chrump thinks Sarah is as hot as his daughter.

Enter at your own risk

 

Since Chrump calls John McCain a loser for his 2008 loss to Obama what must, and I mean must, he think of the running mate that all but single-handedly annihilated the McCain campaign? Inquiring minds want to know.

So let us all give thanks to the Half-term Half-wit, brought to you by the Republican’t machine of whom she now says, “The GOP machine, the establishment, they who would assemble the political landscape, they're attacking their own frontrunner." Does she even know how party politics works? Inquiring minds already know the answer to that one. So at long last we have reached the beginning of the end of Chrump’s surreal circus/campaign. Not even the seemingly invincible candidacy of The Apprentice Master can withstand an endorsement from the Alaskan Airhead.

Just ask President John McCain.

The Chroll

I. Mangrey reporting. Do the math.

Does anyone know…

how it is that Wall Street and the world economy go into a tailspin when petroleum becomes more affordable for the average person? Does that say something about the human race? A little help here.