Monday, September 17, 2018

Texting, Texting 1,2,3…Is This Thing On?

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September 17, 2018
The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) will do its first test of what they are calling the Emergency Alert System (EAS) next Thursday.  The system is designed to allow the president to send a message to most U.S. cellphones. 
According to FEMA, “the EAS is a national public warning system that provides the president with the communications capability to address the nation during a national emergency.”  As if Chrump’s ability to nauseate us via television and Twitter is not bad enough.  At least you have to voluntarily access Twitter or turn on the news to be accosted by Der Furor as things now stand.  Do we really want the Child-in-chief to be able to text almost all of us at his “discretion?”
Coming soon to a phone near you
Thursday’s test message will have a header that reads "Presidential Alert," according to the agency.  If your phone is on you will twice hear a tone and vibration and then see an English-only (for now) message: “THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.”  English only?  Was this at the direction of FEMA’s racist director, or did these orders come from higher up?  Is this really an emergency alert or a way of getting rid of people who cannot read English?  One can never tell these days. 
Bigotry and hatred are inarguably on the rise across the globe, including, in no small measure, in the United States.  In Germany, it is all but illegal to show support for Nazis, in Chrump’s Amerika, it’s presidential.  Hatred of immigrants is practically a cottage industry.
What we really need is an alert system to warn us of Chrump’s latest bout of stupidity.  He is the single most serious threat to our country and our way of life.  Just ask anyone who works for him.  Actually, you do not even have to ask – they are all telling everyone already.  All you really need, is to be paying attention.
I. Mangrey reporting.  Don’t forget to keep your cell turned off phone on Thursday.

1 comment:

  1. Working on a way to turn all those millions of DrumphNoise™ messages back on him. Imagine how long it would take him to read all that crap!

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