As Jesus Said, “Turn The Other Bullet”
March
29, 2023
Another day,
another mass shooting in the United States of Guns. More school children gunned
down by guns. When Jesus said, “Suffer the little children” I don’t think this
is what he had in mind. Naturally, the pro-death GOP/NRA insists it’s too soon
to talk about doing something about it. It’s always too soon, and always too
late.
The
lunatic fringe, that is to say the majority, of the Ratpublican Party - the
ones who still cannot understand the more-than-two-century-old language in the
Second Amendment, insist on maintaining the wholly unsustainable frequency of
mass shootings. There are two reasons they are called mass shootings: 1) there
are more than two fatalities, and 2) they are SHOOTINGS, which by definition
are the result of GUNS. It's fairly simple really. It takes a moron to miss the
message. And we've got plenty of them to go around.
Mouth-breathers
on Fux News like Laura Ingraham somehow laid the blame for mass shootings on
the “legalization of marijuana.” Now why didn't I think of that? Oh, because I
have a functioning brain, that's why. These murderous morons will blame
everything but the fucking guns.
Ingraham
and some other Fux schmuck
“They’re
fine with going and doing a run on the guns and I guess you could argue that if
you wanna do, try to get rid of the Second Amendment. But completely oblivious
to what legalization of marijuana has done and is doing to an entire generation
of Americans - with violent consequences.” Two things, 1) No one is talking
about getting rid of the Second Amendment, though many people are saying that
we should consider all the words in the amendment, not just the ones we
like, and consider the order of the words, and the context in which the words
were written (in no small measure to keep enslaved people in their place, but
that's another story altogether), and the fact that the amendment says nothing
about anyone owning guns, and 2) When it comes to oblivious, baby, you're the
tops.
Or take up-and-coming idiot
congressman (and former criminal) Byron Donalds (R-FL) who worries that people get too
emotional after a bunch of little kids and innocent adults are mowed down by
military-style weapons. Donalds call himself pro-life. I call him a
hypocritical shit stain.
Goons, loons and buffoons: in no particular order (and completely out of order)
Byron Donalds, Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz, “George Santos”
Here's a bunch of happy Ratpublican nitwits – Tennessee congressman Andy
Ogles and family celebrating the birth of their Lord, and one assumes assault
weapon enthusiast, Jesus H. Christ. I wonder what this congressman will do if one of his little ones ends up a fatality in a mass shooting, or maybe ends up on the wrong end of baby sister mishandling one of daddy's weapons of mass death.
The Ogle
family (are those two wives on the right?) begs the question:
Who would Jesus shoot and what would be his weapon of choice
But
Wait, There’s More
Rep.
Thomas Massie (R-KY) family, not to be out-gunned
The
idiot Boebert family, ready to fight the war on Christmas?
Assemblywoman
Michele Fiore (R-Las Vegas) and strapped family
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pro-death Ratpublican
Party. They will kill you without giving it a second, or any, thought.
It is possible they will also eat your brains.
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*It’s also the fucking Ratpublicans
I. Mangrey reporting. Aw,
shoot.
