All The Bigly Ex-President’s Men
(i.e., Convicted Felons)
March 25, 2023
Yesterday a delegation of
dipshits from the psycho/batshit-crazy/sedition wing (i.e., the House
leadership) of the Ratpublican Party's House of Reprehensibles was permitted a supervised day trip away
from their confinement. They went to enjoy a conjugal visit with their
imprisoned (i.e., guilty-as-fuck) fellow insurrectionists (i.e., the ones not
currently serving in Congress) who the elected miscreants insist are patriotic
heroes, despite them having been found guilty of various sedition-related
charges resulting from their attempted coup on January 6, 2021, and
consequently imprisoned. EmptyG and company shamelessly provided aid and
comfort to violent, convicted enemies of the State. We haven’t seen
statesmanship of this caliber since Donald Trump himself lauded the “very fine
people – on both sides,” one side of course being nazis and white
supremacists, in Charlottesville several years ago.
EmptyG, seen here in the
day room demanding to visit her imprisoned co-conspirators
These
flaming assholes were accompanied by two Democratic chaperones, who risked life
and lunch to spend the day all Trump’s MAGAts in order to document the latest
atrocity. Otherwise, the only reports we would hear would be the fascism-addled
rantings of EmptyG and her team of twisted twits.
Their
lard and savior was busy resting comfortably at Mor-on Largo before his next
assault on democracy. He became tired and confused after riling up his cultists
and threatening the life of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg.
Trump
needed some rest after posting this photo on his failing Twitter knock-off:
What a brave and strong
man-baby (and felon) Donald Trump is
Then
Trump threatened (promised?) "potential death and destruction" if he should
get indicted, even though he is considering how great it would be to be seen
handcuffed and smiling as they frog-marched him out of Mor-on Largo.
Maybe something like this
Bragg
is now receiving death threats and envelopes containing white powder.
God
bless America.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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