It's The Guns, Stupid*

As Jesus Said, “Turn The Other Bullet”

March 29, 2023

Another day, another mass shooting in the United States of Guns. More school children gunned down by guns. When Jesus said, “Suffer the little children” I don’t think this is what he had in mind. Naturally, the pro-death GOP/NRA insists it’s too soon to talk about doing something about it. It’s always too soon, and always too late.

The lunatic fringe, that is to say the majority, of the Ratpublican Party - the ones who still cannot understand the more-than-two-century-old language in the Second Amendment, insist on maintaining the wholly unsustainable frequency of mass shootings. There are two reasons they are called mass shootings: 1) there are more than two fatalities, and 2) they are SHOOTINGS, which by definition are the result of GUNS. It's fairly simple really. It takes a moron to miss the message. And we've got plenty of them to go around.

Mouth-breathers on Fux News like Laura Ingraham somehow laid the blame for mass shootings on the “legalization of marijuana.” Now why didn't I think of that? Oh, because I have a functioning brain, that's why. These murderous morons will blame everything but the fucking guns. 

Ingraham and some other Fux schmuck

“They’re fine with going and doing a run on the guns and I guess you could argue that if you wanna do, try to get rid of the Second Amendment. But completely oblivious to what legalization of marijuana has done and is doing to an entire generation of Americans - with violent consequences.” Two things, 1) No one is talking about getting rid of the Second Amendment, though many people are saying that we should consider all the words in the amendment, not just the ones we like, and consider the order of the words, and the context in which the words were written (in no small measure to keep enslaved people in their place, but that's another story altogether), and the fact that the amendment says nothing about anyone owning guns, and 2) When it comes to oblivious, baby, you're the tops.

Or take up-and-coming idiot congressman (and former criminal)  Byron Donalds (R-FL) who worries that people get too emotional after a bunch of little kids and innocent adults are mowed down by military-style weapons. Donalds call himself pro-life. I call him a hypocritical shit stain.

Goons, loons and buffoons: in no particular order (and completely out of order)

Byron Donalds, Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz, “George Santos”

Here's a bunch of happy Ratpublican nitwits – Tennessee congressman Andy Ogles and family celebrating the birth of their Lord, and one assumes assault weapon enthusiast, Jesus H. Christ.  I wonder what this congressman will do if one of his little ones ends up a fatality in a mass shooting, or maybe ends up on the wrong end of baby sister mishandling one of daddy's weapons of mass death.

The Ogle family (are those two wives on the right?) begs the question:

Who would Jesus shoot and what would be his weapon of choice

But Wait, There’s More

Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) family, not to be out-gunned

The idiot Boebert family, ready to fight the war on Christmas?

Assemblywoman Michele Fiore (R-Las Vegas) and strapped family

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pro-death Ratpublican Party. They will kill you without giving it a second, or any, thought. It is possible they will also eat your brains.

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*It’s also the fucking Ratpublicans

I. Mangrey reporting. Aw, shoot.